Sammy

They/them | 26

[Sammy @SammyLaRude]

Lana really said Diet Mountain Dew baby New York City and we let her

[Sammy @SammyLaRude]

im gonna be an absolute menace this spring I can feel it

[mir.i.am #PrayForSnooki @moll11y]

It can’t be a coincidence his name was Edward Scissorhands and his hands were scissors

[Sammy @SammyLaRude]

@Jerry__Potter Also Elon made me unfollow you so add that to the record

[Sammy @SammyLaRude]

@Jerry__Potter It’s gotta be the balls

[Sammy @SammyLaRude]

my mom just went on a completely unhinged transphobic rant after years of pretending she was cool 🤙 rad

[Sammy @SammyLaRude]

Ah I’m in my senior thesis class this semester and it’s so refreshing being w a bunch of people who can just reference anything within the major and there’s no need to spend the whole class explaining what that is

[Sammy @SammyLaRude]

“Oh I don’t know, some guy I guess”

[Josh Weinstein @Joshstrangehill]

I use this Simpsons quote more than any other. Any time anyone says they'll do something in a minute (or mentions taking a plane), I automatically say this. I can't help myself.

What Simpsons quote do you feel compelled to reply with the most?

[caroline barry b benson @carolinesavell]

hobo johnson isn’t bad ya’ll just aren’t sad enough

[Sammy @SammyLaRude]

Yes, ACAB includes the pac-man cop, I’m sorry

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

Guy who’s only seen sardines in the wild commenting on a wide-open space: We’re like sardines out here

[Sammy @SammyLaRude]

@camerobradford Top tier

[Sammy @SammyLaRude]

@IwriteOK Watch @drmistercody’s video on him from years ago - Musk has been pushing a far right agenda for years. This isn’t new, he just recently became a ‘political’ figure.

[Sammy @SammyLaRude]

Wild that Amazon has all 3 popular movies

[Sammy @SammyLaRude]

@gothmamareba Noooo ☹️

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

my friends: “im not a hater but-”

me: “dont worry i am”

[Sammy @SammyLaRude]

Dr.Pepper, MD - it’s just Dr.Pepper and Mountain Dew combined

[Sammy @SammyLaRude]

tesla autopilot did 9/11

[Tren de Aragua Customer Support Line @deadhandjesus]

Call my bitch the chupacabra cuz she suckin on the goat

[PERNICUS @SexbeanPernicus]

it is badass how powerful a train is. not even ten lions can stop a train