Sammy Lawrence.

Maestro.
Head Musician at Joey Drew Studios.
If I don't respond, I'm most likely being overworked.

{{Parody Account; Pregame Sammy Lawrence}}

[Sammy Lawrence. @SammyLawrenceM]

@InkedGary @JoeyDrewHimself You should know the answer by now.

[Sammy Lawrence. @SammyLawrenceM]

These ink pipes will be the death of me.

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@HoltonKyle43537 @InkDemonDrew Ink demon?

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The shadows speak to me.

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@HoltonKyle43537 @InkDemonDrew Excuse me???

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@FRIKIFRY Are you outside my door?

[Sammy Lawrence. @SammyLawrenceM]

Working late, and I keep hearing noises outside of my office. If someone's there, go away.

[Joey Drew! @JoeyDrewHimself]

Sammy Lawrence, I won't fire you. BUT YOU MEET ME IN COURT, YOUNG MAN! YOU'RE PAYING THAT FINE FOR MY BROKEN LEG!

[Sammy Lawrence. @SammyLawrenceM]

Is that why I heard a gunshot last night?

[Sammy Lawrence. @SammyLawrenceM]

NOT AGAIN. WHO IS HE TRYING TO KILL THIS TIME??

[Joey Drew! @JoeyDrewHimself]

How to kill your employees (a thread)
Poison
Sickness
Lack of food
Deprived of water
Mugging, well, gone wrong!
Drowning
Self-Sacrifice!
Lack of air!
Explosion.
Blood loss!
Stampede.
Buried alive!
Alcohol poisoning! You know who I'm talking about!
Collapsing roof.

[Sammy Lawrence. @SammyLawrenceM]

The beauty of a piano is relentless. Nothing can compare to the delight of thee instrument.

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I am not throwing away my shot.

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Just started the morning. Wally lost his keys, and I have another metal bat.

[Sammy Lawrence. @SammyLawrenceM]

@inkySheats There is no way.

[Sammy Lawrence. @SammyLawrenceM]

Joey Drew dressed up as the Easter Bunny last year. It was traumatizing.

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

What kind of bird is this?

[Sammy Lawrence. @SammyLawrenceM]

@inkySheats I deal with him enough as is, spare me.

[Sammy Lawrence. @SammyLawrenceM]

@inkySheats No. No, don't do this to me.

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I love cats.

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That didn't even rhyme. He loses by default.

[whatsappsammy @whatsappsammy]

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!! SAMMY🗣️ VS🗣️ JOEY!🗣️

Sammy: Yo here's the word on the street you know my lord brings that heat

Joey: You have no friends and Susie hates you