Samantha Brant

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

Started my new diet this morning. Already looking forward to that first cheat meal I’m allowing myself today at lunch.

[Samantha Brant @SammyLynneB]

Hey @maddiekay_b come home and do my eyebrows please? K cool you da best 😘

[Samantha Brant @SammyLynneB]

@maddiekay_b Quit it! You’re a lying monster 😭

[Samantha Brant @SammyLynneB]

@maddiekay_b I’m so mad at you for this tweet.

[Samantha Brant @SammyLynneB]

@maddiekay_b 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️ I have no shame anymore

[Samantha Brant @SammyLynneB]

*quite ..... dangit 😔

[Samantha Brant @SammyLynneB]

Nothing says ‘memories’ quiet like running 400s into the wind 😵

[Samantha Brant @SammyLynneB]

🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️ I don’t even wanna tell you guys to read these replies because they’re so ridiculous

Also this is 100% something my father would do https://t.co/6hBlvYyTz2

[Jay Feely @jayfeely]

Wishing my beautiful daughter and her date a great time at prom
#BadBoys

[Samantha Brant @SammyLynneB]

This poor guy 😂 https://t.co/GN4oSfuc66

[Samantha Brant @SammyLynneB]

I don’t think you all realize how traumatizing this is.... first of all my sandwich had BACON on it, his was veggie (accidentally ate my sandwich huh? I’m onto you doc).... second of all I still have patients to see and I have a hole in my crotch! At least 3 inches long!

[Samantha Brant @SammyLynneB]

Things that have gone wrong today:
1. Had to come to Riverton for work
2. We were 30 minutes late
3. Doctors computer doesn’t work so we have to share
4. The doctor eats my sandwich
5. I just ripped the crotch of my pants

..... can I start drinking yet?

[Samantha Brant @SammyLynneB]

The replies on this are GOLD 😂 https://t.co/Ax3AX8ipsb

[Samantha Brant @SammyLynneB]

My teenaged self would be so disappointed that I’ve come to a point where sleeping in means 6 am 🙃

[Samantha Brant @SammyLynneB]

@sierra_bartsch @cates_4 @carllyy4 I love her most though.... Carly are you cheating on me?!

[Samantha Brant @SammyLynneB]

Are chokers still a thing? Like are they still fashionable to wear out?.... not that I go out ever, I just really liked that trend and would like to know I still could wear one

[Samantha Brant @SammyLynneB]

@deshobbs1 Figured that was better than subtweeting ya 😂😂😜

[Samantha Brant @SammyLynneB]

Adulting is weird... like my friends are teaching my little siblings during the week, and then drinking out of dick shaped straws on spring break

Hope you’re having a blast @deshobbs1

[Samantha Brant @SammyLynneB]

When I spell my name phonetically over the phone I only say the letters I know, so I end up looking like a bigger dumbass and probably confusing the poor operator

“B as in boy
R ...uh
A ....uhh
N .. AS IN NANCY
T .....uhhhhh “

[Em x @emilykerrxo]

Wish I was that person that doesn’t need constant reassurance about every little thing, but nope, the slightest change in your texts/actions and I’m overthinking everything in 0.01 seconds. Why am I like this 🙃🙂🙃