SammyTheSnake

you do not no de wae.
let me show u de wae.

[SammyTheSnake @SammyNaSnake]

@FlamARTofficial @TheJoeySwoll Lets save the hypotheticals for when they happen.

[SammyTheSnake @SammyNaSnake]

@GailSmithlegal @GunOwnersofCana That is a complete and utter lie, crime rates continued to drop and got the lowest theyd been in years by 2014. Harper's time in office ended in 2015. Stop making things up to push your agenda.

[SammyTheSnake @SammyNaSnake]

@dumbwasian What the hell....

[SammyTheSnake @SammyNaSnake]

If you like things that suck, check out this sick invention!

[Max Hewkin @bebop789]

So this here is my proof of concept “Big Green Smoke Eating Machine. Hopefully we’ll have a website up soon. And hopefully going from proof of concept to final product goes smoothly! An autonomous shop exhaust device! Canadian innovation right here!

[Fake Mark Carney @MarkCarney_Ego]

Please read my statement, following yesterday's resignation of several senior cabinet members.

[SammyTheSnake @SammyNaSnake]

🤣

[SammyTheSnake @SammyNaSnake]

@theJagmeetSingh Have another drink buddy!

[SammyTheSnake @SammyNaSnake]

@theJagmeetSingh Oh ya the NDPs coalition had nothing to do with any of it right!

[SammyTheSnake @SammyNaSnake]

Well said.

[Martyupnorth®- Unacceptable Fact Checker @Martyupnorth]

When Trudeau first got elected in 2015, I was truly scared. I knew back then that he was a psychopath with a head stuffed full of bad ideology, that would make our lives miserable.

I was scared because I thought he would be in power for decades. Afterall, he's got the right last name, comes from Quebec, can work a room full of people with empty platitudes, and appeals to a broad swath of low IQ individuals.

I'm an Albertan, so I'm used to learning who our new Prime Minister is going to be 60 seconds after the polls close here. Our vote simply doesn't matter.

Trudeau could have gotten elected year-after-year just by appealing to the east. If he threw a few carrots our way, he could have secured a dozen "bonus" seats in the west, and stayed in power almost indefinitely.

But he's a narcissistic sociopath, and he went too far. He pushed his agenda on Canadians to the point where they're started to fight back. He's completely incapable of introspection, and now he's going to destroy his party, his family, and most of all, his legacy.

His fall from grace is going to be spectacular.

My question to every Liberal MP is this.

How long will you stand by this psychopath?

[SammyTheSnake @SammyNaSnake]

@VDucross If I told you I got a pretty good idea, would you believe me or would you proceed to try and peddle lies while looking down your nose at me like the smug butt kissing lefty that you are?

[SammyTheSnake @SammyNaSnake]

Fixed it
@JustinTrudeau @theJagmeetSingh @cafreeland @calgarysun @mrsunshinebaby #canadianpoli #coldcruelandsmall #wonka

[SammyTheSnake @SammyNaSnake]

@EandPCartoons

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Krystal Loompa @mrsunshinebaby @JustinTrudeau @TheRealKeean @cafreeland @bobzimmermp @WallStreetSilv @theJagmeetSingh @s_guilbeault @melaniejoly @BillBlair @karinagould @TorontoSUNPromo @TorontoStar @calgarysun @ezralevant #canadianpoli #coldcruelandsmall #canceldisneyplus #Wonka

[SammyTheSnake @SammyNaSnake]

@JoeBiden Question everything!!!

[SammyTheSnake @SammyNaSnake]

Translation: I actually think I should be in control of everyone's bodily autonomy, but I want votes.

[Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau]

“The choice of whether or not to carry a pregnancy to term is fundamental to a woman’s autonomy, and nobody else but her can make that decision. The government has no say in the matter.”

[SammyTheSnake @SammyNaSnake]

When you look at your ratings and pretend to finally give af.

[Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau]

We’re cracking down on auto theft and organized crime. And, with new sentences of up to 14 years in prison, we’re strengthening the penalties against criminals convicted of it.

[SammyTheSnake @SammyNaSnake]

I don't know who the best Clark was but the one at the top looks like someone stuffed a roll of toilet paper into a sock and put glasses and a toupee on it.

[BLURAYANGEL 🦇 @blurayangel]

Who is the best Clark Kent, not SUPERMAN, but CLARK KENT actor?