Sam-bone

Retired alter boy

[Sam-bone @SammyPierce97]

Public restrooms go crazy. Just heard a catastrophic landslide plop in the other stall. Thoughts and prayers.

[Sam-bone @SammyPierce97]

Dog Bless the U.S. 🫡 🇺🇸🏈

[Sam-bone @SammyPierce97]

@0mms_ Get fucked

[Sam-bone @SammyPierce97]

Planes look like wieners lol

[Sam-bone @SammyPierce97]

Where do I sign up?

[Sam-bone @SammyPierce97]

@0mms_ Hmmm wild

[Sam-bone @SammyPierce97]

@0mms_ Just tried to dm you and it didn’t work

[Sam-bone @SammyPierce97]

@0mms_ This is news to me

[Dallas Zoo @DallasZoo]

The Zoo is closed today due to a serious situation.

[Sam-bone @SammyPierce97]

Merry Christmas to all the hot people in the world. If you’re an uggo ignore this.

[Sam-bone @SammyPierce97]

This snow makes me wanna snuggle up to a trash can fire with a cig 🤭

[Sam-bone @SammyPierce97]

@__sailormeg @Warlockdnd Thinking

[Sam-bone @SammyPierce97]

Smack That by Akon

[XXL Magazine @XXL]

What song does this remind you of?

[Sam-bone @SammyPierce97]

@0mms_ Tf dude…

[Sam-bone @SammyPierce97]

@0mms_ Is someone upsetty-spaghetti the Yankees losty-wosty? 🥺

[Sam-bone @SammyPierce97]

Demon hours. 😈💯💊😤🤘🏼

[Sam-bone @SammyPierce97]

Ate some spicy chicken today that is about to do something fierce to my hole.

[𝘬𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘦 ⋆˙⟡ @cheersitskatie]

if you're not happy single, you won't be happy taken. happiness comes from playing world of warcraft, not from relationships.

[Sam-bone @SammyPierce97]

You’re a day late and a dollar short Tootie.. the bell tolls..

[Sam-bone @SammyPierce97]

My own mother didn’t wish me a happy birthday… who does she think she is?

[Sam-bone @SammyPierce97]

@Jared_Keeler14 Thanks QB.

[Sam-bone @SammyPierce97]

My own mother didn’t wish me a happy birthday… who does she think she is?