Sammy🌸

• Mommy to Grayson 👨‍👩‍👦💙 • Wife to Alex 💍 • Licensed Realtor @ Hall Realty - Clear Lake, IA 🏠🔑• Do No Harm, But Take No Shit •

[Sammy🌸 @SammySubes]

GUYS I JUST GOT ON STAGE WITH SHANIA TWAIN AND IM BAWLING MY EYES OUT

[Sammy🌸 @SammySubes]

@SydBean__ Otis Bluebill 😂😂😂

[Sammy🌸 @SammySubes]

***everyday

[Sammy🌸 @SammySubes]

@SydBean__ DUMB!!!! 😂🙄

[Sammy🌸 @SammySubes]

I’ve lost almost 40 pounds since august.

Having self confidence about how my body looks is 100000/10. 👏🏼

[Sammy🌸 @SammySubes]

@SydBean__ Mine is “YOOOO” And as a realtor that is unaccepted by many. ���🤦🏻‍♀️

[Sammy🌸 @SammySubes]

I would just like to say as an elderly 25 year old woman, driving at night is not for me.

[Sammy🌸 @SammySubes]

I just switched over all my bank accounts with Alex and I currently don’t have a debit card and this man just called me and told me to go get his extra debit card he has at home to use.

THE LEVEL OF TRUST THIS MAN HAS IN ME IS INSANE because I don’t even trust myself 😂💀

[Sammy🌸 @SammySubes]

Y IS THIS ME?! 💀

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

i have one drink and suddenly im responding “im so happy you’re enjoying your life” to instagram stories of people i haven’t spoken to in 7 years

[Sammy🌸 @SammySubes]

@MamaSidney14 Crying in the god damn club 😭😭😭

[Sammy🌸 @SammySubes]

My new initials are SMD…..so that’s fun.

[Sammy🌸 @SammySubes]

@bgaff_ Literally same. 😂

[Sammy🌸 @SammySubes]

@schylerdanae20 I laughed for a good hour over them!! Also I ALMOST LOOKED THE FIRST ONE UP ON APPLE MUSIC BECAUSE I WASNT SURE IF IT WAS REAL 😂😂

[Sammy🌸 @SammySubes]

My husband is the stupidest funniest man I have ever met in my life. 😂😂

[Sammy🌸 @SammySubes]

Last night I watched EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. of Elyse Myers TikToks. I cannot get enough of her. 😂😂

[Sammy🌸 @SammySubes]

@MamaSidney14 The best momma!!! ♥️

[Sammy🌸 @SammySubes]

Doesn’t matter what it is but it’s always gotta be on an increment of 5. IYKYK

[J.P. McDade @jp_mcdade]

People who were awful kids say "school never interested me," like the rest of us were fired up about the Louisiana purchase.