Sammy Schultz

Cubs • Cowboys • Oreo Connoisseur • Nickelback is the best band of all time

[Just Another Year Chicago: Cubs @JAYChi_Cubs]

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Winner announced 9/19 at 5pm CDT!

[Sammy Schultz @SammyTwedt]

I should honestly be making a documentary of the shit that has happened to us 9 days into this trip 😅

[Sammy Schultz @SammyTwedt]

This is some scary stuff 🥺

[ESPN @espn]

Bills safety Damar Hamlin remained down on the field after a scary hit.

According to the broadcast, medical personnel have administered CPR.

[Sammy Schultz @SammyTwedt]

Shoutout to @SouthwestAir for leaving us stranded in Dallas with no way home 🙃

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

This is great news till you Google who Victor Bout is and realize Biden just got taken to the woodshed on this deal. This has to go down as the most lopsided trade in the history of trades. What happened to Griner was beyond fucked but this feels like a short sighted PR stunt

[Sammy Schultz @SammyTwedt]

Anyone that knows me knows how happy I am right now. On repeat 24/7 🤟🏼

[Nickelback @Nickelback]

It's time to Get Rollin' and listen to our new album OUT NOW! Thank you for all of the love and we hope you enjoy 🚌

https://t.co/OmRqucnzvE

[Sammy Schultz @SammyTwedt]

Looks about right

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Dak Prescott needs surgery and will be out several weeks per Jerry Jones.

Cowboys fans everywhere:

[Sammy Schultz @SammyTwedt]

Hey, Ferentz!

[Green Bay Packers @packers]

#Packers sign three players to the practice squad 📰 https://t.co/66Vd1EK13V

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Everytime I think Biden and crew can’t be dumber they outdo themselves. Seriously who gives a speech warning people about how dangerous Republicans are to Democracy while having a background that looks like the Soviet Union and Hitler had a baby?

[Sammy Schultz @SammyTwedt]

*Me, wondering why I’ve felt like shit 24/7 the last month*
Also me:

[Sammy Schultz @SammyTwedt]

You can find me pouting all day about not being at this game 😭

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

📍Dyersville, Iowa. 😍

[Sammy Schultz @SammyTwedt]

@Oreo Okay I love pickles and I love Oreos but…. NO

[Sammy Schultz @SammyTwedt]

My body trying to recover from Nashville

[Sammy Schultz @SammyTwedt]

@mw379676 Or…. hear me out…. FL 🙃

[Sammy Schultz @SammyTwedt]

Trying to prepare for going back to Iowa for the summer like

[Field Yates @FieldYates]

The current leader of the PGA Championship: John Daly.

He’s 1-under through 2 holes.

[Sammy Schultz @SammyTwedt]

Paid off one of my student loans today and damn, that feels good

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[Sammy Schultz @SammyTwedt]

Things are about to get juicy 👀

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I hope that even my worst critics remain on Twitter, because that is what free speech means