Sammy Vevang

The function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days trying to prolong them. I shall use my time. -Jack London

[Sammy Vevang @SammyVevang]

Wow.. I totally underestimated the skill required to get a duvet into a duvet cover. #whomadethese

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I really hope my future husband doesn't base my wife abilities on how well I can cut a watermelon. #whyisthissohard

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Reason #79 going out for dinner is better than going out to the club: I would rather grind pepper than be grinded on.

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Bowling Update: @minakeradam is welcome to leave any time.

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Bowling Update: I am literally trying any type of throw and I still can't catch Selina. Things are getting heated.

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Bowling update: Selina is having the time of her life.

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Selina (my mother)'s idea of a social outing for the fam is a Saturday afternoon at the bowling alley. #imawfulatthisgame

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Mom: "Sam, you have got to stop looking at pictures of puppies to buy. You're just getting depressed." #iwantapuppyrealbad

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I can't decide if I love or hate Taylor Swift and it's ruining my life.

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Nope, I'm not judging you at all for having a "Safety First" sticker on the back of your Equinox..

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If you don't have winter tires and you're skidding around like Bambi on ice, then I am forced to assume your whole life is a mess.

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@jessicavevang @KasiahDanelle @JanayaMariee Always. #sunsouttonguesout

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Missing the sun and my favorite BC people today👭👭☀ @KasiahDanelle @JanayaMariee @jessicavevang

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@strawberryjam7S I haven't yet seeing as I have all of the seasons, but I'm really happy for the rest of mankind!

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I have just been informed that Grey's Anatomy is on Netflix. What a glorious time to be alive!

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Reading through my benefits package for work, apparently I'm not covered if I get hurt while involved in a riot.. #howdarethey #rude

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@KasiahDanelle @chanelpuke "You're more of a maroon soul.."

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@KasiahDanelle Glad I could entertain you for a while ;)