Childish Sambino

You Have The Wrong Number

[Childish Sambino @Sammy_Coffey01]

@IbottaApp is actually so annoying to navigate and my account isn’t even working 😡😡😡

[JSTJosh Ⓥ @JoshJST]

If “dude” and “babe” aren’t interchangeable we can’t date

[NY Excelsior @NYExcelsior]

We don't need to do the maths.

[Childish Sambino @Sammy_Coffey01]

Feels good to get rid of the apartment searching apps

[Wolfwood’s Catholic Guilt - Ludo! @Lu_do_vi_caa]

i hate movies that depict wiccans as, like, awful evil satanists i dunno i'm being a dumb fuck i guess

[Wolfwood’s Catholic Guilt - Ludo! @Lu_do_vi_caa]

imagine being this stupid https://t.co/6r2xIRB642

[Ninja Sex Party @ninjasexparty]

but thats like 19 pilots more than you need

[Childish Sambino @Sammy_Coffey01]

@AbaGabba I’m just so glad someone finally said it

[Barry Manilow @barrymanilow]

I know. I’ll run for president. I’ll make some romantic music. Everybody will get laid. And everybody will be happy again. 😀

[💗 Stella 💗 @SonexStella]

[TRANS] SM Entertainment’s full statement regarding SHINee Jonghyun’s passing. #RIPJonghyun

Source: https://t.co/jB4O2tlQCv

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Carrie Fisher once delivered a cow tongue inside a Tiffany box to a predatory Hollywood producer who assaulted her friend. She said, "The next delivery will be something of yours in a much smaller box" should he ever attack another woman again.

[Childish Sambino @Sammy_Coffey01]

You did so well in the life Jonghyun Rest In Peace

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

The outburst I had at JoAnn’s Fabrics is not reflective of who I am.

[short king advocate @ABitOf_Morgan]

Sometimes I'm like "wow men aren't so bad" but then a man stumbles into the room my friends & I are sleeping in, asks himself if he should do it, then jumps on top of us and I'm immediately brought back to reality. You all are garbage

[Childish Sambino @Sammy_Coffey01]

#thanksLJ

@ABitOf_Morgan @IsabellaQuinon2

[Jhay @jhayusb]

Once I start getting enough sleep at night it's over for you bitches