Sam Guy

all you can do is try to make the world a better place. father to Bradley James

[Sam Guy @Sammy_mill]

My lil man is ready for Halloween :)

[Sam Guy @Sammy_mill]

Nothing like getting locked out of your Facebook n having to make a new one... Fuck.

[𓂀 @Flame615]

White girl at my job asked "haha what's that Kanye song where he says 'I'm sorry miss Jackson hoooo?' I almost went into cardiac arrest

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

[at the skate store]
Me: do you sell knee pads but for elbows?
Clerk: you mean elbow pads?
Me [seething]: ok college boy, elbow pads

[Sam Guy @Sammy_mill]

Anita's is the only building in Mt. airy with power. If that's not a sign from God to get hammered idk what is.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Well I'm impressed.

https://t.co/Ih5vWfhavQ

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

"Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world; indeed, it's the only thing that ever has." -Mead

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

Brighter futures are not won through just a vote and hope, but by recognizing you are more than a check in a box.

[The General 💥 @the44general]

Will Hillary make pants suits mandatory?

Will Trump build a wall on Mexicos border?

Find out tomorrow on the season finale of America

[Sam Guy @Sammy_mill]

If I had a dollar for every elderly Asian woman I saw in this casino I wouldn't even have to gamble.

[Sam Guy @Sammy_mill]

Do you fuck with the war?

[Sam Guy @Sammy_mill]

THE CURSE IS LIFTED!!!

[Sam Guy @Sammy_mill]

LeBron is sitting there in the stands losing his mind and doesn't even understand the game of baseball.

[Sam Guy @Sammy_mill]

Holy shit this world series game is crazy!