Sammy ❂

[Sammy ❂ @Sammyhol_]

Judge me all u want but I’d do anything to snack on a jar of green & black olives, pickles & cheese rn (except for to the store lmfao)

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

the real news

[Chino @Al_Sanchino]

It’s wild Trump supporters believe there’s voter fraud with 0 evidence but couldn’t believe he sexually assaulted any women with 26 allegations.

[Sammy ❂ @Sammyhol_]

This music vid just reminds me of how bad I wanted to BE Miley Cyrus when I was like 12.

Still tru I felt it again tbh

[out of context hannah montana @OCHannahMontana]

Miley was SIXTEEN when she released The Climb. https://t.co/ApoKJwflrK

[manito @azarosito]

i hate when mfs come in the crib and don't speak to the dogs. say hi to coco bitch.

[Sammy ❂ @Sammyhol_]

@Clarkyyy_7 Shit u not speaking of Evan just pulled one right out of the aquarium 🤢 helllll nah I am right there with u

[Sammy ❂ @Sammyhol_]

@Clarkyyy_7 The dog dug in our new flower bed so I was trying to put it all back & saw what’s I assumed was a tiny turd? Idk so I just used some mulch to fling it into the whole & IT WIGGLED IT WAS A MOTH COCOON I have never felt so sick to my stomach they have got to go

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love

[Sammy ❂ @Sammyhol_]

Fighting w ur siblings

[Sammy ❂ @Sammyhol_]

Ily lots but this is us because you’re not great at understanding sarcasm 😂 it’s getting a lotttttt better though 😂😂😂 ily ily @__evanwood

[Sammy ❂ @Sammyhol_]

First student loan payment is due on xmas lmao Lost my Spotify student membership yesterday!!! Happy holidays!! Merry xmas to me!!! Here’s to being broke!!! :-)))

[Sammy ❂ @Sammyhol_]

Just woke up dead out of my sleep at 6:30 starving on my day off :-) :-)

[GABBY @gabbyschey]

is this eddie the hyena from lion king

[Tony Posnanski @tonyposnanski]

Barack Obama cried when he made a gun violence speech.

Donald Trump watches and tweets about Joe Biden when he is supposed to be visiting families and those injured in a mass shooting.

Don’t ever tell me which president actually gave a fuck about America.

Fuck Trump.

[Halo Top @HaloTopCreamery]

Welp, who wants to be our neighbor number now?

RT if you want to be, we will introduce ourselves the same way.😉

Valid in U.S only.

[Sammy ❂ @Sammyhol_]

Also, what type of human watches this back & says “ya this is great content I’m gonna make sure I edit this into my video”

[Sammy ❂ @Sammyhol_]

I am literally disgusted. I can’t tell you the number of times I’ve been frustrated with my dog. NEVER has it resulted in me slamming them into the ground, shoving them, chasing them to hurt them, or acting like this. The arrogance to try to cover it up as training is disgusting.