When someone asks me something that I don’t have to answer to, I like to reply with “that’s a really great question” then go silent. By the time they finish giggling, they’ll forget that they had even asked me anything at all
when a woman stays up past 2am its because she has a beautiful spirit that even the worst of 9-5 capitalism can't tie down. when a man stays up past 2am it is because he's a pervert