Sam

[Alex Becker 🍊🏆🥇 @ZssBecker]

Omfg.

The president is buying crypto. BlackRock is buying crypto. Countries are buying crypto. Corporations are buying crypto. The stock market is going up.

It’s gonna be fine. Stop being pussy.

[Alex Becker 🍊🏆🥇 @ZssBecker]

Oh….you thought there would be clear bullish good vibes all the way to the market top?

Just thought you were gonna prance in here and have a good no risk low stress time?

You silly fucking child. That isn’t how crypto works. Sell me your bags n fuck off back to your 9-5.

[Alex Becker 🍊🏆🥇 @ZssBecker]

I’m not saying I’m bearish

But if we don’t turbo pump after the 20th

I’m going back to making no-fap self help content and NEVER talking to you incel retards EVER again.

Crypto KOLing in a dead market is like being a unpaid special ed teacher. No thx bruv.

[Luke Belmar 👽 @lukebelmar]

Hold or stay broke

[Alex Becker 🍊🏆🥇 @ZssBecker]

Friday. 2am. Morning boop. 👉👃

Filming a guide on trading micro cap ponzi scam coins for big lambo profits.

Return the boop with a preliminary like . More boops = more pamp. It's science. 👉👃 = 🟩🟩

[Gordon 🐂 @GordonGekko]

Remember, it never looks bullish at the bottom

[Alex Becker 🍊🏆🥇 @ZssBecker]

@BernieSanders awww good I was thinking the solution to all of this was paying you retards more tax dollars...

You've done well with the literally hundreds of billions you've already been given.

Thanks for helping me see the way forward bernie!

[Small Cap Scientist 👨‍🔬🧪🥼 @SmallCapScience]

In case you are wondering why $AVA is pumping

- Holoworld is launching a Solana AI Agent Launchpad
- $AVA staking earns positions in Early AI Agents
- $AVA is burned by new projects entering ecosystem

Everyone has seen $AVA as an AI Agent, when it's actually AI infrastructure.

[Alex Becker 🍊🏆🥇 @ZssBecker]

Mark my words.

Never. Ever. Below 100k for a Bitcoin. Ever. Again.

Set in stone. Guaranteed. Pretty much a fact.

[Alex Becker 🍊🏆🥇 @ZssBecker]

FYI : When I say most participants I mean likely you.

You probably assume your gonna take profit. Your gonna get out early and not take risk. Your in good coins. Your not in more than you should be.

So does everyone else my padawan. So does everyone else. So play it safe okay?

[Alex Becker 🍊🏆🥇 @ZssBecker]

Non satire post : Before we all get drunk on insane gains.

I'm going to remind you one last time (on deaf ears) in the not so distant future this market will take everything back. MOST participants will suffer INCREDIBLE losses.

People will go bankrupt. Go to jail. Con each other. Steal. Abandon projects. Be robbed on the platforms they store money on.

It will be bad. It always gets bad. You just haven't seen crypto dark side in awhile.

SO : While we are up and likely to be up quite a bit longer...(I'm by no means bearish right now)

Some quick tips (ESPECIALLY if your new/in your first run)

A) Don't extend yourself or push to hard
Your not a genius. Its a bull. Everything keeps going up so it seems like this isn't as risky as it actually is.

If your semi new, this is not your big chance. Its your introductory class. Focus on learning. Your time is LIKELY next run. Don't force crazy balls out moves.

B) FOCUS on surviving till the bear.
The bear is your chance. EVERYONE whose turbo rich here bought in the bear. We didn't tier 10 turbo gamble mid bull and make it.

C) DO NOT BELIEVE ANYTHING
Everyone lies here. No one predicts shit. No one has any clue what the market will due. Most who seem like geniuses or "crypto savvy" now will be revealed as idiots in the bear.

The hype/bad predictions/fomo these people insight is biblical. Do not drink the kool aid.

You can make a lot of money in crypto. But not as much as you THINK . It won't be as easy as you think.

It will take learning, time and LIKELY sitting through a 3 year boring bear period and buying this shit when no one wants anything to do with it.

Lower your expectation, expect to make some huge mistakes, lower or aim a bit.

We are likely going to fly here. But make no mistake you are playing crypto at its most DANGEROUS point.

Bulls are where people get slaughtered. Bears are where they turn into kings.

Okay back to posting green dildos.

[Alex Becker 🍊🏆🥇 @ZssBecker]

Told u

[Alex Becker 🍊🏆🥇 @ZssBecker]

It’s incredibly obvious the market is about to surge….unless your a dumb fucking retard middie mud person

[Alex Becker 🍊🏆🥇 @ZssBecker]

Ai crypto….so hot right now

[Alex Becker 🍊🏆🥇 @ZssBecker]

Stop fucking talking to your family and catching up with your dumbass retard friends…

Get back in front of your computer and buy our bags….NOW!!

Wtf wtf wtf

[Jolly Green Investor 🍀 @jollygreenmoney]

Crypto Bull Run Tip 💵

Make sure your portfolio consolidates as the bull run progresses.

You should rotate profits into your higher conviction plays.

Easier to manage. Peace of mind.

Makes your life a LOT easier 🤝

[Alex Becker 🍊🏆🥇 @ZssBecker]

Time to bid alt coins like your a filthy 3am back alley slut who just butt chugged a six pack of liquid viagra & red bull.

[Alex Becker 🍊🏆🥇 @ZssBecker]

Look. Life balance people will hate this.

But the next 4 months in markets you can make enough money to last 5 life times

Fuck your holiday plans, friends, family, hobbies and balance.

Trust me they will forgive you when you fly them to Art Basel on your private jet. Lock in.

[NiFτy @niftyinvest]

Once @agentsdotland officially gets off the ground you will want to be holding:

$MAX @maxisbuyin_
$ORAI @oraichain
$DSTL @distilled_AI

AI agents by the top AI teams in the industry

Very few come even close

[Sam @Sammyvalv]

@ZssBecker Yesssss