Samantha Pacheco

✌ & ❤

[Samantha Pacheco @SammyyTP]

@SnoopDogg please come support our ALT ED students!! 👏❤️

[Samantha Pacheco @SammyyTP]

Driving through Vallejo and my sons Bay Area comes out! @E40 #e40 #goonwithaspoon #likedat #bayarea

[Gibson Johns @gibsonoma]

This will go down as one of the best, most memorable seasons of a reality competition show ever.

Superb host, amazing casting, fantastic twists, epic one-liners, endless meme-worthy moments, shocking ending — #TheTraitorsUS season 2 was Appointment Television at its finest.

[Samantha Pacheco @SammyyTP]

Larsa is disgusting.

That is all. #RHOM

[Samantha Pacheco @SammyyTP]

@PhaedraParks absolutely murdered it on #traitors !!! Straight entertainment! #castlequeen

[Samantha Pacheco @SammyyTP]

My baby starts school in 1 week!!

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

The entire Team USA emptied the dugout after Trea Turner’s grand slam. Easily one of the best baseball moments of my lifetime.

[Samantha Pacheco @SammyyTP]

That 90s show is absolutely living up to my standards! Feels like y’all grew up with us ❤️ @aplusk @MilaKunisv @TopherGrace @LauraPrepon @WValderrama

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The 70’s vs the 90’s

[Samantha Pacheco @SammyyTP]

Bay Area Super Bowl today!

[Samantha Pacheco @SammyyTP]

Me every night 😂☠️

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

that “fuck the charger” sleep be HIITTIINGGGG

[Samantha Pacheco @SammyyTP]

Dad: “Who is our first president?”
Son: “George Kittle”
@gkittle46 #Niners

[Samantha Pacheco @SammyyTP]

I keep having this recurring dream that T Rex’s and Velociraptors are taking over Downtown Millbrae. When I run to hide I choose Bagel Street Cafe. EVERYTIME. What could this mean?

[Samantha Pacheco @SammyyTP]

@stineeTS I’ll send my Amazon wish list your way 💁

[Samantha Pacheco @SammyyTP]

My mom called me to ask how to blow up a balloon! Like frfr?? She was dead serious

[Samantha Pacheco @SammyyTP]

I love that my son asks for a sleepover every night ❤️ We are doing something right !

[Samantha Pacheco @SammyyTP]

30 years of life and I have moved 7 times and about to do my 8th move. I cant wait to finally call a house my home!

[Samantha Pacheco @SammyyTP]

😂😂 honestly living for this #muffingate

[BigBrotherJunkie👁 #BB28 @89razorskate20]

Turner takes some cookies out of Jasmine’s bag puts them in the freezer and then decides to go back and fill the bag with some water 😂 As Michael happily watches it from the HOH room! #BB24

[Hijrah Samiyah @_HijrahSamiyah]

Adulting is realizing all you need is a Home, with a peaceful partner & a bag.

[Samantha Pacheco @SammyyTP]

I had a teacher at Cap summer school teach us to “yawp” to better ourselves. So every Friday we would walk to the baseball field, one by one stand on the pitchers mound and yell as loud as we could! I would like to thank that teacher cuz today I yawped and fuck did it feel good!

[Samantha Pacheco @SammyyTP]

@zakkTS I second this motion.