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A chairborne mass of unpredictable intellect.
Click the link if you share my fashion sense.

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Movies for Guys who only enjoy Sports Ranked; 1) Shawshank Redemption 2) Scarface 3) Forrest Gump.

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Starting Case Keenum and losing 32-27.

[Washington Commanders @Commanders]

The last time we opened the season in Philadelphia...

Scary Terry's NFL debut 🫣

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@chaddukes Atrocious. I was tempted to resurrect the bit when I saw how many sub-$10 shirts were currently available.

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@BillRohland “I know You’re a Criminal, but What Am I?”

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Someone should make a show where a cop is trying to solve a crime, in addition to dealing with their own personal issues simultaneously.

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@chaddukes So good. Kit threw a clone into a cloning machine, what was supposed to happen?

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The New Day annoying Seth Rollins was a great bit.
https://t.co/BsrPFm4TXJ

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@squidbilly929 Truer words, were never spoken.

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"I think it’s just an incredible—the whole Bible is an incredible—I joke, very much so, they always hold up The Art of the Deal, I say ‘My second favorite book of all time.’ But uhh, I just think the Bible is just something very special."

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Piers Morgan asked Russell Brand which passages were relevant to him when he brought a Bible into court.

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@chaddukes @LuchaElRey @LoudGoat @TomDaly2 Shame Matanza is the fifth wheel in Solo Sikoa's knock-off Bloodline. Bonus, they probably know better than to include the non-union Mexican equivalent of Pat McAfee.

[Randy Orton @RandyOrton]

Jr does

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@chaddukes Were we ever so young?

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Jelly Roll definitely belongs up there with The Rock, Jake the Snake and Roddy Piper. #WrestleMania

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@WrestleFeatures Mostly into themselves, as usual.

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@DCSportsMark Putting over young talent on his way out the door.

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@chaddukes @LoudGoat Tragic, but the '96 Bash at the Beach 3-Pack is solid.
https://t.co/5KyqRItqzX

Also getting Orton's terrible 2004 face turn gear.

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@chaddukes @WrestleFeatures Almost as bad as this Stephanie McMahon title, https://t.co/zhZS7pKaE0

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Only game I've played through multiple times, vid makes me want to take another round.

[Video Game History @VideoGameHstry]

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time opening (1998)

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@chaddukes @HollywoodHandle https://t.co/qjjxfhgccY

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@ERISANation

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

The White Sox have a Pope hat giveaway scheduled for August 11th to honor notable White Sox fan, Pope Leo XIV!

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@FockSports @chaddukes There’s now a Quttin’ Time Light, could it be as good as Gameday Light? Time will tell.