Sam

Whatever else, be kind.

[Sam @Samoe__]

Being predictable...Worst form of banality.

[XENI @viperelitex]

My brain as soon as someone starts explaining the rules to a card game:

[Sam @Samoe__]

FFS! Again!🤦🏾‍♀️

[Habibi 🧚 @justvkay]

Corporate is performance art. You push a document on time, flag risks in writing & in meetings. It gets ignored. 2 weeks later the exact risk materializes, everyone rushes to sign, then starts harassing you & it’s now your emergency. Somehow you should have warned louder.

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[paraless @crowankas]

what doesn’t kill you gets suggested to you on instagram

[Sam @Samoe__]

@T_Nungari So sorry, T. Condolences to you and your family 💐.

[Mbithi Masya @mbithi]

Not the majaribio addressing us directly

[Big Baby🌚❤️ @AdesolaBlessinB]

When you thought you had one braid left and she divides it into 20 more😭

[MaNkhosi @Thabi_kaNkosi]

“let’s get on a quick call”

Me:

[Sam @Samoe__]

“Must be the water” finishes me 😭😂

[Formula 1 @F1]

Absolutely iconic moments 😅

Watch The 2025 F1 Season Animated on our YouTube channel now! 🙌📺

#F1

[Sam @Samoe__]

😭😭😭

[captain hook 🪝(new era) @owenkk7]

Everyone and their mama is still at work and complaining about it 24/7 😂 this week alone has been longer than the entire december

[meghan @deloisivete]

Some of you need to be visited by the ghost of quit emailing me so much before Christmas

[Formula 1 @F1]

MAX VERSTAPPEN WINS THE QATAR GRAND PRIX!!!

The Red Bull driver will fight for the title at the season finale! 💪

#F1 #QatarGP

[Sam @Samoe__]

Max-a-badman-Verstappen!!!
Simply lovely😮‍💨👌🏾

[Sam @Samoe__]

@maxwellsapuro 20 years later, innit?

[Sam @Samoe__]

Sensational! 🤭

[FIA @fia]

Lando Norris and Oscar Piastri have been disqualified from the #LasVegasGP 🇺🇸

#FIA #F1

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

Verstappen to Norris:

[Sam @Samoe__]

Really amused I’m typing this but…yeah, simply lovely!

[Formula 1 @F1]

MAX VERSTAPPEN WINS IN LAS VEGAS! 👏🏆

He takes his second victory on the Strip in dominant style! 💪

#F1 #LasVegasGP

[Merica 🦋💞 @Merica197138]

This is me at least 4 nights a week! 🤣🤣🤣