Small Liberal Arts College

I'm 15 and committed to play lacrosse for the CIA

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Young and successful

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@zachsilberberg Jeff is no longer a med student, he's a practicing physician.

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@adamgcomedy Told you it was worth it

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@yung_aaron_ Hahaha fuck! Possibly just too swagged out of an ollie.

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@sportmanteau89 I want Shanahan to win because we need a swagged out white boy SoTY but Pedro should win so he can stop getting concussions in every part

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@sportmanteau89 Some of the best fits in skating

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Sometimes you see a friend start a video in their bathroom and assume they’re going to shave their head but they don’t…that’s ok!!!

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

i’ve been laughing at this for like 10-15 mins now. just wait for plankton’s verse

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RIP Steve Jobs, I would've loved to beat your ass

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Majoring in JFL at NYU

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@lucaswisenthal Lol that's me sitting in the background, it was an honor to watch him smoke weed

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I really hope comedy works out and I don't have to resort to my backup plan (being a singer songwriter with a few hit singles and a solid fanbase)

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Starting a veteran owned sock company and yeah… we’re doing stripes!!!

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When every member of a band is skinny it's like...relax, pal!

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Why are rats always running in alleyways? Buddy, this is your house, you can walk.

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“Chicago is soooo dangerous” Do you know how many improv theatres there are here??

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I love graphic tees

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Audiences at comedy shows should make it about themselves!

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My life would be easier if I looked good in trucker hats