Chris T. Sample

Progressive Road Warrior 🚚, Doggo Mom. Never met a 🐾 I didn’t love, Unrepentant Chocoholic; Wine and Coffee solves everything, Purveyor of Snark. No DMs.

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@bluebirdpoopies @GOP__Ls He popped up on Sean Hannity a couple days ago. Better late than never.

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@dontsippy @BDNTWLGIO Taking her lead from Newt Gingrich.

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@Antagonist_1a @JamieBonkiewicz Retired? Getting that socialized health care and government assistance?

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@MAGA4LIFE85 @AzPetrich How many abortions did Trump pay for?

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@ShePersisted001 @DMigizikwe If it’s the Trump family, I believe Mary Trump should be exempt from audits.

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@TheRealThelmaJ1 I’d rather look at Hunter’s paintings rather than listen to Lara’s wailing.

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@Scott5813218097 @daviddunn177 Funny how you never saw any Republican congressmen complain about that.

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@villagegirlosv @SenatorHick So did Lauren Boebert and Gabe Evans get elected via voter fraud?

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@BarnabeLer65229 @RatedR4Robynne Well, at least Graham’s Nazi tattoo is more colorful.

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@marlene4719 @isabellabc Paging Charles Darwin.

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@lx_AP0LLY0N_xl @stefentx @marlene4719 No, he just fucked dozens of women while married, leading to the suicide of his wife.

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@RpsAgainstTrump @DorothyEubank16 Somehow, that doesn’t surprise me.

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@marlene4719 @Laff5577 Someone had to get in there and siphon off all the Manchin/Sinema money laying around.

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@DougWahl1 Couple of well placed drones would take care of it. Iran are you listening?

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@GovofCO When are you signing balcony solar panel into law?

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@Martina @MalcolmNance I can top that.

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@ebbitt @Suzierizzo1 Actually, the second. James Buchanan was the first.

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@Suzierizzo1 I can top that. The way Donnie, Jr and Eric are looking at their dad with great lust is chill inducing.

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@CheriJacobus @marcorubio Amazon and that fill in Grub Hub driver is the delivery driver.

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My dad's 1967 Corvette Stingray has less miles than Melania Trump