SampleExamQuestions

Don’t be fooled into thinking life is a journey. It’s just one big test. Here are some sample exam questions to get you through #adulting

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#NewYear2022: If you were setting off fireworks until 01:50 this morning, what percentage of the neighbourhood think you are a complete dick?

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Time: To what extent have you not been paying attention if you aren’t happy to see the back of this year?

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Music: Sleigh bells ring, are you listening? #Christmas

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Music: If you’re constantly hearing @MichaelBuble singing, how many days are left until #Christmas?

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Relationship: Explain with diagrams how bad it would be to start dating an ex again. (Asking for a friend).

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@yorkshirepud27 Correct answer! 👍🏻

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Multiple choice: How many festive #chocolates have you had today?
a) 1 (from the Advent calendar)
b) between 1 and 10
c) might your own goddamn business

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#Christmas: On a scale of 1 to 10, how much can you not believe that it’s next week?

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Energy: Why is your Nan’s house always hotter than the sun?

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Geography: If someone greets you with ‘eh up, chuck’, how far north are you?

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Economics: How in hell has @BorisJohnson still got a job?

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Philosophy: Where do lost socks end up? What evidence is there that they end up in sock Heaven?

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#COVID19: A global pandemic is the optimal time to learn the Greek alphabet. Discuss.

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Money: If you invested @50cent in a savings account with a 0.01% interest rate, how long would it be before you had $10?

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Probability: If you DM your child’s wish list to @PoleUpdates, what are the chances you’ll end up with a very upset child on #Christmas morning?

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Sports: ‘Taking off compression socks after sport always makes me feel like an old fart’. Discuss with reference to real life examples.

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Animals: If @catdeeley was actually called Cat Dealer, what breed of cats would she deal in?

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Health: If you’ve done your 10’000 steps for the day by 10am, how acceptable is it to go back to bed for the rest of the day?

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Geography: Name the country represented by this flag. Point out this country on a world map

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Music: ‘Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?’ To what extent is this phenomenon related to when you started wearing a nest as a hat?