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[Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney]

Just heard a woman yell “noooo my phone” from inside a porta potty. Wishing her nothing but the best.

[mike oxsmol @greetinghimeros]

LMAOUGDFJIYB!?(;&) https://t.co/InMOwEzJMZ

[T @SampselThea]

I love doing my silly little tasks so I can distract myself from my big tasks

[Caitlin @caithuls]

I do not want to do my little tasks

[T @SampselThea]

All the drinks here are like $15. If I get a drink for $15 it better knock me on my ass.

[Dior Ginyard @diorginyard]

Absurd.

[T @SampselThea]

I fell in love with moscow mules last night

[🐈‍⬛𖤓𝓛𝓲𝓷𝓪 @miialiina]

If we walking together just know ima bump u cus I can’t walk in a straight line😭

[they call me callie 🦖 @chickennnnugget]

cows

[Élija @AjaaDxnee]

Y’all know who the real dynamic duo is? Onion powder and Garlic powder. Unstoppable team.

[T @SampselThea]

I’ve been taught how to place euchre at least 5 times in my life and I couldn’t tell you the first thing about it

[kenz @enziekk]

whenever anyone tries to explain the rules of a card game i literally black out

[T @SampselThea]

@oooakesss 😂😂

[T @SampselThea]

The semester that never ended is finally over!!! 🥳🥂

[T @SampselThea]

angry orchard is the closest I will ever get to enjoying beer

[T @SampselThea]

Finished a class and my serotonin levels are already rising

[charlie @chunkbardey]

keeping myself sharp by regularly asking myself tough questions like “what happened yesterday” and “what was i planning on doing just now”

[T @SampselThea]

Time to drink my silly little coffee so I can get through my silly little work day so I can do my silly little final project so I don’t go insane.

[T @SampselThea]

Kept thinking I felt something crawl around on my leg. Kept feelings and checking and saw little lint balls then after being paranoid for 20 minutes I look again and sure enough it’s a tick on the inside of my pants. Frickin hate tick season always makes me paranoid

[T @SampselThea]

Everytime I drink blue Mountain Dew I get a tangible memory from high school drinking the circle K blue Mountain Dew slushies