Carson Sams

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[FLAVOR FLAV @FlavorFlav]

If the USA Women’s Hockey team wants a real celebration and invite ,,, I’ll host them in Las Vegas. Do some nice dinners and shows and good times. I’m sure I can get a hotel and airline to help me out here and celebrate these women for real for real.

[run to jøe @princezhangshu]

in a PERFECT WORLD this is my finale results #DWTS

4th runner up: Dylan
3rd runner up: Alix
3 way winner: Robert, Elaine, Jordan

[macy @macycoonce]

FUCK MY LIFE I HATE YOU ALL. Britt and Baron deserved way better. HILARIA WHEN I CATCH YOU. #dwts

[Carson Sams @SamsCarson]

https://t.co/z3u912dgD2 this is so slay of me just saying

[Carson Sams @SamsCarson]

https://t.co/z3u912dOsA

[🫳🏾💻🤏🏾 @jonovelli_]

Mike McDaniels if the dolphins don’t make the playoffs this year

[Gavin McHugh @gavinmchughh]

Update:

wait till Gunner Stockton finds out the Georgia bulldogs won the SEC championship tonight:

[Carson Sams @SamsCarson]

Nvm I’m a bab

[Carson Sams @SamsCarson]

Sad girl autumn era unlock

[ashley 💝 @_ashleyayres_]

wait this kind of eats. definitely an improvement from last week. good job brooks #dwts

[Carson Sams @SamsCarson]

Yo can you block someone on YouTube

[Carson Sams @SamsCarson]

@bethamoo @_ashleyayres_ @zouiscurly I love this

[Carson Sams @SamsCarson]

Fire album

[Carson Sams @SamsCarson]

Don’t worry girl me too

[Simone Biles @Simone_Biles]

oop I’ve been blocked 👀🫢😂

[Carson Sams @SamsCarson]

I think about how Serena and Nate should be together at least once a day

[Carson Sams @SamsCarson]

When will I get to choose what color I get in the snap gc! I do not give burgundy vibes

[Carson Sams @SamsCarson]

When am I going to be able to search viewers on my insta story

[Carson Sams @SamsCarson]

I’m tired of seeing people lip sync on my fyp. Give me something to laugh at. Stop being boring

[Carson Sams @SamsCarson]

The embarrassment of getting ignored from a baby is unreal