Samoontha

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½ Canadian ½ American 100% idiot

[Samoontha @SamsClub_Sam]

I believed I could fly... lifetime solo win 848

if you want to be tortured have audio on for my singing attempt

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@ImBreckWorsham The wegovy moms will riot

[Jon Lovett @jonlovett]

In a surprise twist, the Epstein files released the attorney general.

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@FalconryFinance It's painful because he repeats several times "and I have a hybrid" Clearly doesn't understand how his hybrid would save him money because it's painfully obvious he lacks basics physics knowledge

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@FalconryFinance The stupidity in our country is painful. I'm pretty retarded but even I know that most of the benefit of a hybrid comes from regen braking. Meaning the friction energy from brake use is captured -using that energy to recharge the battery... sitting idle isn't regen

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@Dearme2_ Bodybuilding

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@CattardSlim They probably graduated from Trump's university of Forensic Science

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@greg16676935420 Not reporting mafia income on his taxes is how they convicted Al Capone

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Pretty sure I caught this from our friend visiting us in Los Angeles from his Seattle house. I was sick from like March 1st until last week. Still coughing sometimes. I had a 5 day course of antibiotics too- worst sore throat ever, sinusitis & fatigue

[KTLA @KTLA]

A new, highly-mutated COVID-19 variant is raising concern among public health professionals, with fears it could more easily evade vaccine protections. https://t.co/Darfp3IA6A

[Samoontha @SamsClub_Sam]

@CattardSlim He definitely eats babies

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@joni_askola That is the face of a man who definitely eats babies

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@Paul_L_OBrien Mine was easy to keep busy with coloring and art canvases- paint markers. Printing pages helps too especially if they need bigger ones as their fine motor ability decreases with disease progression. Having a color station already assembled with less choices helps too

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@Bigqadi Your wife is a dirty whore

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Ummm wtf ...this never happened before

[ABC7 Eyewitness News @ABC7]

San Gabriel Valley sees early surge of tiny black flies that bite human eyes
https://t.co/wGhno0oXf7

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@CattardSlim Megyn Kelly really did fumble a great opportunity to tell Mark Levin his sexually harassment of her qualifies as a micro aggression 😏

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@CattardSlim What is the preferred streaming service of men with a micro penis? Peacock 🦚🍆

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@EmmaVigeland Dementia can actually increase inappropriate behavior for some people

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@megynkelly If someone with a micro penis sexually harassed somebody- is it called a micro aggression?

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@megynkelly What is the preferred streaming service of men with a micro penis? - Peacock 🦚🍆

[David Wolfe @DavidWolfe]

I'm homesick for a world that doesn't exist anymore.

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@realKyleKeegan