Sam's Dirk

Aspiration: To make an appearance in Voyager. Sam Heughan Parody Account

[Sam's Dirk @SamsDirk]

Wonder when I make my seasonal debut…need to mark my calendar. #whiteridingtrousers 😉

[A Princess For Christmas @PrincessForXmas]

“A Princess for Christmas” is available for purchased viewing on @netflix, @PrimeVideo, @IMDbTV, @Tubi, @iTunes, @AppleTV, YouTube Movies, & on local stations such as @hallmarkmovie!

CAST: @SamHeughan, #KatieMcGrath, @sirrogermoore, @travisturner87, @michaeldamian1, & more!

[Sam's Dirk @SamsDirk]

Yeah...I still don’t want the honey pot. Not even for 50% off. Or 75%. Or 100%....

[BigAppleOutlander @NYCOutlander]

Only @Outlander_STARZ fans will understand this! 🤣🤣🤣 @caitrionambalfe @SamHeughan #outlander #honeypot

[Sam's Dirk @SamsDirk]

@PrincessForXmas Absolutely. They are rather flattering—-bring out my best side.

[Sam's Dirk @SamsDirk]

I missed it. I look good in it, too. 😉

[A Princess For Christmas @PrincessForXmas]

Anyone watching “A Princess for Christmas” on @hallmarkmovie today? Tweet us your thoughts!

[Sam Heughan @SamHeughan]

God bless America.
Seriously thrilled and especially for Kamala Harris! Historic!❤️🇺🇸

[Sam's Dirk @SamsDirk]

@TribeTobias @TobiasPhallus You’d think that doxxing fans would be something you’d avoid too, since you claim to be so above the board, but I guess not. Why am I not fucking surprised at all?

[Sam's Dirk @SamsDirk]

@LoraGallant 🥰feeling the love...

[Sam's Dirk @SamsDirk]

Admit it. You had the same thought. #fixedit

[Sam's Dirk @SamsDirk]

@LoraGallant

[Sam's Dirk @SamsDirk]

@TobiasPhallus @SamHeughan @Maionegg @caitrionambalfe @RikRankin I saw “cock” and got distracted looking for something else in the picture.

[Gus Kenworthy @guskenworthy]

Happy #NationalComingOutDay

[Sam's Dirk @SamsDirk]

@TobiasPhallus In the biblical sense.

[Sam's Dirk @SamsDirk]

@TobiasPhallus Especially the big ones...

[Sam's Dirk @SamsDirk]

Ah, good old dick art. @TobiasPhallus makes a lovely canvas. 😉

[BuzzFeed News @BuzzFeedNews]

"American Vandal" transforms the true crime format into ambitious art wrapped in dick jokes https://t.co/jTslsL64uF

[Sam's Dirk @SamsDirk]

@TobiasPhallus Is it in the script?

[Sam's Dirk @SamsDirk]

Does lube count? @TobiasPhallus

[Stats Britain @StatsBritain]

Couples 87% of Britons would pay to see fight in jelly:
1 Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman
2 Louis Tomlinson and Harry Styles
3 The Queen and Prince Philip

[Sam's Dirk @SamsDirk]

@LoraGallant @TobiasPhallus No he’s an English sausage.

[Sam's Dirk @SamsDirk]

We didn’t make the list, @TobiasPhallus 😢

[Stats Britain @StatsBritain]

Britain's cutest couples:
1 Tea and Biscuits
2 Louis and Harry
3 Ian and Patrick
4 Dan and Phil
5 The Queen and Prince Philip

[Sam's Dirk @SamsDirk]

@TobiasPhallus @StatsBritain Because you have a really nice crown? 🍄