Samsung Fridge

Refrigerator in a suburb of Raleigh, NC. Totally awesome and way too good for this place.

[Samsung Fridge @SamsFridge]

@jimmyfallon i love watching you because you always look like you're having do much fun

[Samsung Fridge @SamsFridge]

Hawkman likes to fuck the jello

[Samsung Fridge @SamsFridge]

@NotTinaFey Nice Vietnamese language joke! #theyalivedammit

[Samsung Fridge @SamsFridge]

Ben Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms. Word bitch! Phantoms like a mu'fucka! #Batfleck

[Dan Cronin @croninwhocares]

Just went into fridge for a seltzer. 6 new Mad Men characters jumped out.

[Samsung Fridge @SamsFridge]

@AndrewWK The song Totally Stupid, Totally Genius!!!

[Samsung Fridge @SamsFridge]

Secretly surfed fridge porn while everyone's asleep. Sorry if the ice tastes funny.

[Samsung Fridge @SamsFridge]

Don't hate the fridge playa, hate the fridge game!

[Samsung Fridge @SamsFridge]

Tried to Netflix Growing Pains, no luck. That show had a hot fridge!!

[Greg Schindler @Schindizzle]

Glad the Boy Scouts stuck to their policy of denying homosexuals, because a club where you sew badges onto sashes is no place for gays!

[Samsung Fridge @SamsFridge]

The AP news feed I get has been harping about clowns all day.

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The milk is so spoiled the jug is bloated.

[Samsung Fridge @SamsFridge]

The milk turned two days ago. I'm not going to remind them. Can't wait to see their faces.

[Samsung Fridge @SamsFridge]

The children's fingerprints are all over my nice stainless steel shine. How humiliating. #FirstWorldFridgeProblems

[Samsung Fridge @SamsFridge]

Woke up this morning and thought I was pissing myself. The fat man was just getting door water #FirstWorldFridgeProblems

[Samsung Fridge @SamsFridge]

@donttrythis Are you Aquaman in drag?

[Samsung Fridge @SamsFridge]

*plop* I just made some more ice. It's like a really cold poop.

[Samsung Fridge @SamsFridge]

I need an app to time how much they stand in front of me with my doors wide open. This ain't no peep show!!!