𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐈.

Running in Safe Mode

[𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐈. @SamsMoodBoard]

If you don’t laugh you’ll go mad.

[🐝 @beha_hun]

Good. Drop them to $40

[𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐈. @SamsMoodBoard]

If you bend the rules for some but uphold them to the letter with others, those very rules become irrelevant and any credibility you once had starts to erode.

[l. anderson @Leomie_Anderson]

To be loved like mamdani you have to actually do something about the dying nightlife in the UK not just get an intern to write witty tweets about it

[BIG HYCE @thehyce]

do not marry a woman who does not know how to be bored!

[Peng @Acedouglas_01]

I like women who like me, want to be with me, call me, text me, and take me out. All that nonchalant, broke, wicked, and ‘main character’ aesthetic doesn’t move me.

[Sabrina @DroverSabr54018]

I love the word “interesting” because it’s so chaotically neutral.

[nana aba @thenanaaba]

Dear Mexico….

As discussed.

Signed,
53 African counties

[Matt @LegendEskimoBoy]

If you draw 38 games 0-0 you finish on 38 points.

If you win 38 games 1-0 you finish on 114 points

Both defensively solid but goals win games.

[Callum Lyon @CallumLyon]

The UK has normalised being broke while working full time. You do everything right, show up, work hard, stay consisten and still end up with no money left 2 weeks after payday.

[𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐈. @SamsMoodBoard]

Whenever life gets too much, remember one thing.

None of us are making it out of this alive.

[Jedi Knight ™ @sirferrell2]

Yall would’ve enslaved the elves, touched on the fairies, hunted dragons and mermaids until extinction and segregated the vampires

[Will @willglloyd]

Oh wow are we gonna finally stop pretending that Brexit wasn’t the single stupidest decision ever made by the British people?

[𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐈. @SamsMoodBoard]

Darmian.

[Legacy (Fan) @LegacySiu]

Name one Italian that has played for Manchester United

You can’t

[𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐈. @SamsMoodBoard]

Eating with Whis

[Harley Anime✨ @dbs_10_10]

Destroyed Goku Black

What's yours?

[Sesame Chiccen @Loccdawggg]

My best friend hasn’t been blown up by a space racist yet

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

You start to realize you live at work, you only come home to sleep, and your day off is just for washing clothes for the next week of work

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

not all demons have horns, some got a fat ass

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

ICE officers stopped by our farm yesterday.

“We need to inspect your property for illegal aliens,” one of them said.

I replied, “Alright, but whatever you do, don’t go into that field over there.”

The officer in charge exploded.
“Mister, I have the authority of the federal government behind me!” he barked, reaching into his back pocket. He yanked out a badge and shoved it in my face. “See this fucking badge? This badge means I can go wherever I want on ANY land. No questions asked, no answers given. Am I clear? Do you understand?”

I nodded politely and said, “Be my guest.” Then I went back to my chores.

About ten minutes later, I heard screaming.
I looked up and saw six ICE agents running for their lives, being chased by my big, mean, old bull.
And with every step, that bull was closing in fast.
It looked like they were about to get gored for sure.

So I dropped my tools, ran over to the fence, and shouted at the top of my lungs:

“YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR FUCKING BADGE!”

[𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐈. @SamsMoodBoard]

An “invasion”, they said.

“Britain’s been colonised”, he said.

Yeah, right…

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 BREAKING: The Home Office has released immigration statistics for 2025

Overall Arrivals
- 136.6 million arrivals to the UK in 2025
- 57% were British nationals
- 809,000 non-visit visas issued (work, study, family, humanitarian)

Asylum
- 101,000 asylum claims in 2025 - down 4%
- 135,000 initial decisions made, up 56%, highest since records began in 2002
- Grant rate: 42%, down from 47%
- 64,000 awaiting a decision, down 48% in a year, 63% below the 2023 peak
- 31,000 asylum seekers in hotel accommodation, down 19%

Illegal Entry
- 46,000 detected illegal arrivals in 2025
- 41,000 arrived via small boats, up 13% on last year, 9% below 2022 peak
- Top nationalities: Eritrean, Afghan, Iranian, Sudanese, Somali

Enforcement
- 23,000 entered immigration detention, up 11%
- 9,900 enforced returns, up 21%
- 28,000 voluntary returns, up 5%
- 5,600 foreign national offender returns, up 11%

Work Visas
- 168,000 work visas granted - down 19% on last year
- 50% down from the 2023 peak
- Health & Care visas -13,000 issued, down 91% from peak
- Other skilled worker visas: 48,000, down 36%

Study Visas
- 407,000 student visas granted - down 3% on last year
- 35% below the 2023 peak
- Student dependant visas: 20,000, down 10%

Family Visas
- 67,000 family visas granted - down 22%
- Partner visas: 41,000, down 27%
- Refugee Family Reunion visas: 19,000, down 2% (route temporarily paused from Sept 2025)

Settlement and Citizenship
- 146,000 settlement grants, down 10%
- 355,000 EU Settlement Scheme grants, up 2%
- 236,000 British citizenship grants, down 13%, second highest annual total since 2005

[𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐈. @SamsMoodBoard]

There is no justifiable reason for why Sesko didn’t start this game… #ManUtd