Sam Witwicki

[Sam Witwicki @SamsWitwicki]

When cops pull you over just to compliment your license plate #xwife

[Sam Witwicki @SamsWitwicki]

My batmobile ^.^
#newrims #sexy #need2spokes #ohyeahhh #fixie #fixedgear #unknownlvl1 #justtruedrims… http://t.co/KdbKpoAjbl

[Sam Witwicki @SamsWitwicki]

Finally own my own pair of beats! #beatssolo #tradedrims #headphones #stunna #happy http://t.co/LE14hN7o2t

[Sam Witwicki @SamsWitwicki]

Waiting for a guy to buy my chrome bag off of me. I doubt he flaked. Took a picture of my bike while I… http://t.co/B5Xb7vY5a6

[Sam Witwicki @SamsWitwicki]

Today, a historic moment has been made: I got tipped by a black person. Thank you kind man. #hallelujah

[Sam Witwicki @SamsWitwicki]

I would like to thank the person who slipped in front of me. I got a good laugh and saw that area was slippery #doublewin

[Sam Witwicki @SamsWitwicki]

I love me some Krispy Kreme donuts! <3 #donuts #best #atehalf #notkidding #hidethem #yumm #food… http://t.co/N8LJOTUpxL

[Sam Witwicki @SamsWitwicki]

This train is running express! It is skipping 6 stops. Most stops I have ever seen skipped. #express #thankful #timesaver #hallelujah

[Sam Witwicki @SamsWitwicki]

I never ran so fast to catch a bus.

[Sam Witwicki @SamsWitwicki]

That moment when your phone slips out of your hand and hits you in the face.

[Sam Witwicki @SamsWitwicki]

Bruno tried too hard... #superbowl #failed

[Sam Witwicki @SamsWitwicki]

I don't mind working during the Super Bowl at a place that doesn't have a television. #sarcasm

[Sam Witwicki @SamsWitwicki]

I happen to always get that one superly loud and obnoxious shopping cart at aldis.

[Sam Witwicki @SamsWitwicki]

@brandon_almeda you? I heard try outs were last week. Many tryout?

[Sam Witwicki @SamsWitwicki]

@brandon_almeda but that being reality is better!

[Sam Witwicki @SamsWitwicki]

I am at work thinking about the mix that b96 will play at 10!

[Sam Witwicki @SamsWitwicki]

This flappy bird game is making me rage harder than call of duty.

[Sam Witwicki @SamsWitwicki]

@HopeBautistaa hello :P I am new to this so give me some time lol

[Sam Witwicki @SamsWitwicki]

Where's fluffy? #loluic #APOdontplay

[Sam Witwicki @SamsWitwicki]

Just wanted my picture in the background! #loluic #APO