Sam Cornwall-Jones

Owner/Operator of @thedbleamington @thedbbottleshop @magicwingdom talker of nonsense, eater of burgers, snowboarder, sous vider, lover of film, comics et al

[Sam Cornwall-Jones @Samseejay]

@dragonjones having a cheeky one apparently #dragonsden

[Neil @_Enanem_]

Went to a Coldplay gig a few years ago, can’t get the wristband off, it’s like it’s welded on. Every time they play it flashes incessantly, keeps me awake. I’m exhausted.

[Sam Cornwall-Jones @Samseejay]

@CurtisJobling

[Sam Cornwall-Jones @Samseejay]

@yoghurteater Incorrect

[Sam Cornwall-Jones @Samseejay]

@yoghurteater You’ve changed

[Sam Cornwall-Jones @Samseejay]

@yoghurteater @ambergambler_ Wait you can mute words?!!

[Tim Burgess @Tim_Burgess]

Hey @BorisJohnson, thought I’d do a survey to help you read the room.

A simple question:
Should Stanley Johnson (Boris Johnson’s father) receive a knighthood?

Please retweet once you answer so that we can get as many responses as possible

[Sam Cornwall-Jones @Samseejay]

Big coat weather.

[Sam Cornwall-Jones @Samseejay]

6/11/1933-13/01/2023

[Sam Cornwall-Jones @Samseejay]

This is my mum. She had a kidney transplant 25 years ago and they said it would last 5 years. She ain’t well and I love her so very much X x

[The Dad Joke Man @DadJokeMan]

David Beckham's 2nd son arrived at training for Brentford, he asked the coach "What number shirt am I?"

The coach said "Wear four out there Romeo…”

[The Dad Joke Man @DadJokeMan]

I think I’ve been making Motown puns for about three years, four tops...

[Kath 💙🙀🇪🇺✊🏾 @KathyBurke]

“He fucking slipped”

[Sam Cornwall-Jones @Samseejay]

@NoContextBrits Chutney.

[Sam Cornwall-Jones @Samseejay]

@coffeekate2 Not even purdy to look at?

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

You've heard of Elf on a shelf, now get ready for.....

[Sam Cornwall-Jones @Samseejay]

@yoghurteater Again?!!

[Sam Cornwall-Jones @Samseejay]

This must have been soooo bad?

[Sam Cornwall-Jones @Samseejay]

@yoghurteater #TheTraitors right!!