Sam

Grumpy Sys Admin. Burrito enthusiast. Brought to you by Carls Jr.

[Sam @Samshedd]

Baby ducks going for a swim last night #Crestline #lakegregory https://t.co/rR1f7P8DpH

[Sam @Samshedd]

@elonmusk Make a new one, for science only, no commerce allowed

[Sam @Samshedd]

What was 2020 like? https://t.co/VFl8dbxSYq

[Sam @Samshedd]

How we spent our independence day, away from the crowds. @ Lake Arrowhead, California https://t.co/nutT1iCmOV

[Sam @Samshedd]

Hell yes, have you ever tried a bloomin’ onion? 😂 @ Outback Steakhouse https://t.co/myKLXarvO2

[Sam @Samshedd]

How we spent our Sunday. Hacking together a dishwasher that wasn’t meant to be installed permanently. But I’m sure we can do eeet! https://t.co/ovO5hMUXQG

[Sam @Samshedd]

@SwiftOnSecurity Honestly, Comptia A+ gave me foundations that I still use to this day

[Las Vegas Locally 🌴 @LasVegasLocally]

The new Vegas ad 🔥

[Sam @Samshedd]

@kevinrose Just give us the IP and we will take a look? 😂

[Sam @Samshedd]

@cyb3rops @hacks4pancakes In technical terms I believe that is called a FE FE

[Sam @Samshedd]

@SlaylerJ I repeat “Fuck em” over and over in my head

[Sam @Samshedd]

@MLBONFOX No one

[Brent Terhune in Cincinnati July 11 @BrentTerhune]

*video of the crucifixion*

Comment section: ‘I’d like to see what he did BEFORE the video started.’

[Sam @Samshedd]

Needs more new boots

[Max Tani @maxwelltani]

i'm pretty sure there's a sequence in reno 911 that's almost exactly the same as this video

[Baudi Moovan @deanna_thompson]

This sounds right up my alley. /cracks knuckles.

[WIRED @WIRED]

If you really want to #DeleteFacebookNow, here's how: https://t.co/TLTEzrBTld

[Sam @Samshedd]

Decided to try something different tonight. Well done moderntimesbeer , it is delicious @ Crestline, California https://t.co/yMHHOXVC9L

[Sam @Samshedd]

He doesn’t deserve it

[Sam @Samshedd]

You’re a national treasure.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

5 mins to T-0

[Sam @Samshedd]

#sparkleydinosaurlaunch