Sausage Dog the Bounty Hunter

He/Him. My name is Sam, and I am trying to figure out how to be healthy, but I love food so I make no promises. Low effort or no effort, babyyy

[Sausage Dog the Bounty Hunter @Samsheddinglbs]

@yourpappalardo This is fascinating! I don’t know what “et” means though!

[Sausage Dog the Bounty Hunter @Samsheddinglbs]

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[Sausage Dog the Bounty Hunter @Samsheddinglbs]

@MyNameIsGaron Garon, I truly enjoy you on NNF and I’m happy to help in any way I can. There’s still good people out there, and I hope you know that!

[Sausage Dog the Bounty Hunter @Samsheddinglbs]

@ComedyBangBang Oh no?

[Sausage Dog the Bounty Hunter @Samsheddinglbs]

@sonic_hedgehog King Boom Boo lore?!?!?

[Sausage Dog the Bounty Hunter @Samsheddinglbs]

@pattonoswalt Very threatening phrasing

[Sausage Dog the Bounty Hunter @Samsheddinglbs]

@Nateorious10 Imagine how many stairs Taylor has

[Sausage Dog the Bounty Hunter @Samsheddinglbs]

@SEGA LOOKIIIIEITSMEAGAIN BLEUUUUGH

[Sausage Dog the Bounty Hunter @Samsheddinglbs]

@pattonoswalt “You capitalized off my sad, pathetic life, you have to like me!”

[Sausage Dog the Bounty Hunter @Samsheddinglbs]

@altonbrown I’ve never wanted anything more

[Sausage Dog the Bounty Hunter @Samsheddinglbs]

@altonbrown While I disagree with your politics, I don’t mind a look into you as a person every once in a while. I mean, I’m just here for the perfect cup of coffee. The search continues.

[Sausage Dog the Bounty Hunter @Samsheddinglbs]

If this twink doesn’t turn out to be Mephisto I swear to god #AgathaAllAlong

[Sausage Dog the Bounty Hunter @Samsheddinglbs]

@pattonoswalt “I told her, I said first you wanna kill me, then you wanna kiss me. Very nasty woman, very nasty. I told her ‘blow.’ I said it, I said it right to her nasty face in front of the primitive screwheads”

[Sausage Dog the Bounty Hunter @Samsheddinglbs]

@503i7 Both can be true, ya weirdo.

[Sausage Dog the Bounty Hunter @Samsheddinglbs]

@doughboyspod Wow!

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: In a stunning leak, JD Vance is found to be calling for a federal response to stop women from traveling from red states to blue states to receive reproductive healthcare. Retweet so all Americans hear this devastating leak.

[Sausage Dog the Bounty Hunter @Samsheddinglbs]

@MDHadter Why is everything a conspiracy in 2024? The man has covid and he’s old. He’s probably miserable right now, not ready for the public.

[Sausage Dog the Bounty Hunter @Samsheddinglbs]

@neiltyson I’m begging you to give me time to hit the blunt first before posting stuff like this

[Sausage Dog the Bounty Hunter @Samsheddinglbs]

@GuntherEagleman @POTUS In what way?

[Sausage Dog the Bounty Hunter @Samsheddinglbs]

The worst people you know are about to be even MORE insufferable for the next few months.

[Sausage Dog the Bounty Hunter @Samsheddinglbs]

@MyTimeToShineH Ain’t no way we get a trailer before Deadpool & Wolverine releases. If we do, it’ll be a couple days before so it can play before the movie in theaters.