Samson Gicharu

Sensational

[MichyGan @MichyGan4]

Music so ass right now nobody getting accused of being in the Illuminati no more😭

[Lilian Lenana @wakilimstaafu]

The subtle art of ghosting requires you to subconsciously influence the ghostee into thinking they are doing the ghosting

[ٰ @Einstein4tf]

drake got a song for anything

[ßtc @buzorszn]

Nigga, make sure you become all you promised yourself.

[Wow, He’s Tsonga! @_aboihasnoname]

I have seen dudes send money as an apology, i can safely say i can never be that sorry in my life.

She can go to hell. 🙏🏾

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

If a woman wants you, she will call you, she will make time to see you and she will text you. No woman is too busy for the man she loves.

[Reechmilly @Reechmilly]

A nigga deserves at least one chapter where shit finally works out for him without everything coming with a lesson

[Harmo @harmkimkim]

Kutoka block lazima ukosane na either mungu, serikali ama wazazi

[florence. @FlorenceKimonyi]

Kuomoka delayed is not kuomoka denied

[ᜰ @b0yaviator]

To be financially stable, you have to disappoint women regularly.

[Fave @faveskip]

Slap The City still remains the best song on HABIBTI (FOMO), in my opinion

[TOBOH🪖 @Tobzzy212]

That masculine urge to forget dating till you get your life together. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[$$$ky 𓅓 @skyyreturns]

Man this album is phenomenal

[Jaynett🦋 @wunmisznn]

Twitter can actually improve your vocabulary when you’re on the right side.

[Alexia Branson @Alexia_Branson3]

Hizi video za clean money zinanimaliza mbaya saidi 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[monka @MsMacharia]

I met Dolly Parton once backstage at a concert. She was so incredibly gracious, warm, and kind to everyone. At one point, she leaned over to me and whispered "Ruto Must Go" Eternal rest to Dolly, she was such a darling and a legend!

[𝐛𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐭𝟑𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬🥀 @TLlium]

Nimechoka kujifanya ati naenjoy pombe 😭😭...I have finally given up. Alcohol tastes bad, alcohol is trash and alcohol isn't worth the hype 😭😭

[Nduko™ @3690brian]

"Aliskia wezi huchomwa na mafuta akapandisha bei"

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Kill the nice guy inside you. Life doesn’t care about your kindness.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

You can't lose bro.

You are the last hope of your parents.

You have to win.