SamsonTheManson

I type a lot of words for no reason.

[SamsonTheManson @SamsonTheManson]

@SM_TechB3aute This is just actually shortening your life to make weight for UFC fights lol

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@theallergygirl I save up over the course of a year and then panic and don't get it and wish I did

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@LilithLovett The prison system under trump is actively performing experiments on trans people and actively forcing detransition on them.

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@chefsevenn Depends on if its cooked well or not.

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@thinarms_race @Element_82 God isn't real

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@tradboiwife The only people pirating indie games are literal children with no money of their own and people in countries where paying 5 USD isn't feasible so I don't care about any of it

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@bigsnugga someone needs to go the fuck outside

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@LilBubbey @VitoComedy When I worked at lil ceasers it was usually the white guys trying to fight tbh. But that was probably because I was wearing a shirt that said 'please dont hit me ill cum'

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@DieselBABE20 @omadhanji Ah yes nothing to do with working conditions and urban planning requiring the use of cars, making an already sedentary lifestyle even more sedantary. Surely the luxury food at resturaunts is the culprit and not anything else.

[SamsonTheManson @SamsonTheManson]

@ShilohxxJulia @omadhanji Butter quantities in high end kitchens are much higher than you think. So are salt, fat and sugar levels. The flavor doesn't come from nowhere. Don't eat like this regularly. It's a special occasion and you can just do it for a day once in a while as a treat. You earned it.

[SamsonTheManson @SamsonTheManson]

@omadhanji You're eating out. This is not a clean dietary choice where the ingredients are moderated. This is special occasion stuff where you can set the diet aside for just a night and enjoy what probably feels like luxury. Just lock in after.

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@JustaMinx Wildly innacurate numbers unless that guy is like 3 feet tall but okay

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@thereisnojayjay Are you saying... you have over a dozen?

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@ItsEthanRay Imagine saying this while not paying child support

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@sysadafterdark One of my bosses (jokingly) was telling me how "back in the day you could rattle off 40 different things and the guy at the deli would just get it all right" And I said "Yeah and he died at 50" and he laughed hard and went "thats NOT THE POINT" lol

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@GiLgamesh111 @sysadafterdark I bet your parents payed for your degree

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@DeliaCore I'm saying this gently and with caution to not be judge but... mouthfeel

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@FuckedUpYogis angle is unclear, not seeing much pawging just regular white girl

sauce?

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@TheNerdJesus Doesn't matter AIPAC is probably fronting his legal fees so he can throw SLAPP suits at people

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@Kat4dogs146734 @WildSentences I think that's why he called it white sauce instead. He just made his own sauce customers liked and they loved him for it.