J. Sammy

I want my eyes back.

[J. Sammy @Samson_Is_Blind]

Where did you put my eyes?
I wasn't done using them.
I want to see again.
Give me my eyes back.
Why did you take my eyes?
I suggest you return my eyes.
👁️👁️
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Please just give them back.

[J. Sammy @Samson_Is_Blind]

Currently regretting my decision to tear this temple down.

See you in heaven hopefully!
;)

[J. Sammy @Samson_Is_Blind]

@Philistines

[J. Sammy @Samson_Is_Blind]

@DEBomb124 I mean, you're not wrong...

[J. Sammy @Samson_Is_Blind]

God won't save you. He's too busy giving me the strength to decimate my enemies.

[J. Sammy @Samson_Is_Blind]

Ew you drink wine!?🍷
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That's not what God wants for you.

[J. Sammy @Samson_Is_Blind]

Do the Philistines even exercise?
Why y'all so weak?

[J. Sammy @Samson_Is_Blind]

It appears that due to the amount of force that I have exerted on the two pillars located to the sides of my person, the pillars have collapsed causing a domino effect that will result in the deaths of multiple people including me.

#mondays

[J. Sammy @Samson_Is_Blind]

You hate to see it.
Oh wait, I can't...

[Samson @samson_thegoat8]

I fell asleep next to Delilah and when I woke up all my hair was gone! 😧 I was then captured and then I was forced to my knees by the Philistines. They gouged my eyes out and I couldn’t defend myself. All my strength is gone. 😔 #lostmystrength #weak

[J. Sammy @Samson_Is_Blind]

Woah, Where halfway there

Woooah, why'd you cut my hair?

[J. Sammy @Samson_Is_Blind]

Images that precede unfortunate events.

[J. Sammy @Samson_Is_Blind]

#haircut Ignore the eyes, or rather lack of them. Currently working on how to get them back :)

[J. Sammy @Samson_Is_Blind]

#NewProfiIePic

[J. Sammy @Samson_Is_Blind]

Why did you kill my wife?

Not gonna lie, that's kinda cringe.

[J. Sammy @Samson_Is_Blind]

Don't cut your hair, you'll gain so much strength that you can tear a lion in half. Trust me. #ad

[J. Sammy @Samson_Is_Blind]

That face when you murder a bunch of philistines with a dead donkey.