Sam Stockdale

GVSU ⚓️ Frankfort/Allendale/Juneau

[Sam Stockdale @Samsonoph]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 16 Feb 2012 (via @twi_age).

[Sam Stockdale @Samsonoph]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 16 Feb 2012 (via @twi_age).

[Sam Stockdale @Samsonoph]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 16 Feb 2012 (via @twi_age).

[Sam Stockdale @Samsonoph]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 16 Feb 2012 (via @twi_age).

[Sam Stockdale @Samsonoph]

@kz_stockdale Not for long

[Sam Stockdale @Samsonoph]

At the Y there was a man in in his 60’s that began a conversation with me.
He was was complaining about how he was being rushed because they don't have normal hours on weekends.
He then said to himself “Quit your bitching, you’re alright”
I need more energy like this in my life

[Sam Stockdale @Samsonoph]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 7 years (since 16 Feb 2012).
What's your #TwiAge? https://t.co/BwmTJZerrO

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

I would be happy to talk to you about it for as long as you’d like.

[Sam Stockdale @Samsonoph]

Pizza is here 🍕 https://t.co/5nDqv1BcRN

[Rasputin @EvanRasputin]

Tell me 3 words better than I love you.

[Sam Stockdale @Samsonoph]

Students: We need more parking

GVSU: Updated Rec center?

Students: PARKING

GVSU: New freshman dorms?

Students: Parking Garage, more parking lots, sell less parking passes. PLEASE fix this problem

GVSU: Fine, we’ll do an expansion on the student services building https://t.co/7SXRFgHUTM

[Sam Stockdale @Samsonoph]

Men’s toiletry products: “This product works as body wash, shampoo, conditioner, shaving cream, deodorant and nail clippers”

Women’s: “If used correctly this product will perfectly moisturize your left elbow”

[GVSU Dodgeball Club @GVDodgeball]

And there you have it! Grand Valley has completed the #6peat and 10th National Championship over CMU 6-1!

[Sam Stockdale @Samsonoph]

“Where are you from?”

“Frankfort”

“Huh?..”

“Traverse City, I’m from Traverse City” https://t.co/3zpws4eQLH

[kamdynnmoroney @kamdynnmoroney]

“Where are you from?”

“Connecticut”

“What part of Connecticut?”

“Newtown”

“Oh....”

“Yeah” https://t.co/ORGrXZ0XmW

[Sam Stockdale @Samsonoph]

@brittmariee32 Congrats to you guys!!! 🎊🎉

[relatable @byreIatable]

When you finally get home for Spring Break and all your friends are either working or went somewhere.

[Grand Valley State @GVSU]

Our thoughts are with the entire @CMUniversity community today. 💙

[Sam Stockdale @Samsonoph]

Not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need https://t.co/8WsyG4wmhi

[GVSU Dodgeball Club @GVDodgeball]

When they have you down to a 1 v 5 in overtime, but they forget that you’ve been playing solo in squads, in Fortnite, and you clutch it...

[Sam Stockdale @Samsonoph]

@EmmaPutney Is that even a question?

[Sam Stockdale @Samsonoph]

I want @MHEducation to go bankrupt

[Sam Stockdale @Samsonoph]

It's #MyTwitterAnniversary! I have been on Twitter for 6 years (since 16 Feb 2012).
And you? https://t.co/Ssbx9mMaqj