Samson Roberts

Georgian Golf Student. Poet. Fancy man, retired underwear model. All the opinions and statements said here are mine and mine alone. I am Bubba Watson.

[Samson Roberts @SamsonsBamson]

@Xposed @MapleLeafs @KellieB675

[Owen 🏖️ @Boston_SZN]

If the Pistons beat the Celtics, I will cashapp everyone who interacts 100 dollars.

That’s how confident I am that the Celtics win.

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@GchlNew @MikeAitken1327 @Official_GCHL

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@KellieB675 @MikeAitken1327 @NZHLgg xbsx

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

New Madden 23 abilities 👀

[Drew Livingstone @ProducerDrew_]

What in the world is this? Since when was this a thing

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@Steve_Dangle AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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@Troydan Conkers bad fur Day XBox 360

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@timehop 5 years +2 days 🦖

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@timehop And when should I expect it to arrive in the mail? Willing to pay postage

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@timehop what are the awards he's holding called?

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@timehop Hoppy's? Replay's? Abe'ys? Past'eys? Zoomie's? Budget Oscar's?

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@Troydan Do a rec room draft

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@Troydan How about you give me a shot at $500 (Saturday, lagged out twice got booted) because you're a real man?

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@freshii @SkipTheDishes Why does the coupon code only give you $1 off?

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Everyone was crapping on Tom Brady all day long... and now he does this. CLASSIC TOM BRADY.

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@NHL @Avalanche The Donski!

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@timehop 1 year down!