Samu Msweli

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[Samu Msweli @SamuMsweli]

Sorry devil, but God's deal is way more appealing to me... And I've taken it.

[Samu Msweli @SamuMsweli]

@LadyBir43134125 @MsMamma_ Huh senifuna amabeach abe private manje 😭😭

[liz🧚 @Lizformee]

to men who pay for everything even when their women can actually afford it, i pray your pockets never run dry

[Samu Msweli @SamuMsweli]

@_plegit Potato curry 😩

[Samu Msweli @SamuMsweli]

You still need to wait for ukushelwa as a women😩

[𝐘𝐯𝐞𝐬 @thenayvuiiiton]

i believe it's easier for a man to find someone new, after a breakup than it is for a woman.

[Samu Msweli @SamuMsweli]

@Stompzzz To not from 😩

[Samu Msweli @SamuMsweli]

@_Gelo01 Yebo yes

[Samu Msweli @SamuMsweli]

@Sbhalo60 Kanjani when you have double than what I have 😂😩

[Samu Msweli @SamuMsweli]

Lord please don't listen to him🙏

[Umlingiswa osemqoka @Sbhalo60]

Nkosi thatha abantwana bakho bakhathele manje. Thanini amen.

[Samu Msweli @SamuMsweli]

Yes

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Do yall get turned off when a man asks to borrrow money from you ?

[Thando Zulu @Thando_tz]

Singaxabana impela usungithengela ama flower ka 2K engabe ungipha yona Leyo mali 😒

[Samu Msweli @SamuMsweli]

@rea__monroe @SilumaKhanya They got tired of complaining about unemployment so...

[Lungelo wase Mabomvini Ngwane @Lungelo69162005]

Majita shadani othisha baphuma early emsebenzini, weekend abasebenzi, bahlala bevalile ngiyazi babi kodwa bayasithola isikhathi sobufazi. 🤌🏼

[Samu Msweli @SamuMsweli]

@Sbhalo60 Akathi imfaduko 🤔

[Samu Msweli @SamuMsweli]

I might not be alive in 10 years, so today it is.

[Ndawana @Ndawanaaa]

Will you rather have R1 million once off today or R10 million is 10 years??

[Samu Msweli @SamuMsweli]

I am just going to buy some things nje at Clicks🤷😩

[𝐘𝐯𝐞𝐬 @thenayvuiiiton]

I never understood people who quit their job and KEEP coming back to visit.

[Samu Msweli @SamuMsweli]

@Pearlyi_n_ Both☺️, but the bigger the bele the pricier the bra😭

[A POP OUT NOW!!!! @HOTBOYLEEKS]

Unfortunately people have a right to decline your love, no matter how pure your intentions are. You are not what they want and that is okay❤️

[N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 @KhananiShingan1]

Once you see the loser in him….you will never unsee it.

[Samu Msweli @SamuMsweli]

@jas_d_barbie I was responsible for ukukhanyisa endlini, should I come back sekukhanya I would face the music 😭

[Samu Msweli @SamuMsweli]

Salary is taxed, you save for pension then that pension is also taxed 😭 one income is taxed more than once! 😞

[The people’s princess🌸 @moretshiaa]

Another random thought? South Africans aren’t angry enough with SARS.