Ananda Samudhram

Welcome to my world of fun. Enjoy my daily jokes etc. Feel free to comment :) The best things in life are free! 😂😂😂

[Ananda Samudhram @SamudhramAnanda]

Alien terminology: Glass class...Guess the meaning...(Source: Logs retrieved from a UFO crash site), #parody, #satire, #fiction, #aliens

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Meaning: Holiday makers who stick to beaches like leaches stick to skin, with no regard for cleanliness and sustainability of the environment. Example of usage: Earth's shores, infested with beach leaches, were beautiful once upon a time...🤔

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Alien terminology: Beach leach Guess the meaning...(Source: Logs retrieved from a UFO crash site), #parody, #satire, #fiction, 🤔😂

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Meaning: One who speaks pessimistically all the time. Example of usage: Earth's bleak beaks predict gloom and doom that never comes to pass 🤔🤣

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Alien terminology: Bleak beak... Guess the meaning...(Source: Logs retrieved from a UFO crash site), #parody, #satire, #fiction, 🤔😂

[Ananda Samudhram @SamudhramAnanda]

Don: My special collar increases my size and the severity of the lightning bolts that I cast at enemies in battle
Scad: My horn rings magnify the intensity of my dragon fire manifold
Kat: Our earthborn companions have been awarded gifts, that compensate for their lack of magic.

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Meaning: Party animal. Example of usage: No celebration on Earth is complete without feast beasts, and the challenge is to prepare feasts that satisfy a variety of palates..🤔🤣

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Alien terminology: Feast beast ... Guess the meaning...(Source: Logs retrieved from a UFO crash site), #parody, #satire, #fiction, 🤔😂

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War Witch: The Fairy guide, who will conduct these simulations, have arrived.
Fairy Guide 1: Greetings your Highnesses and visitors. May I take an inventory of what your gifts accomplish?
Kat: My Sage pendant glows, enhancing my ability to read and control the thoughts of enemies

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@Zabiiii4i 99

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Old Vine: And the Sage has bestowed gifts upon the entire royal entourage, including the children, that overcome the inexperience of youth.
Fairy Queen: The royal entourage shall participate in war simulations, that'll guide them in mastering their gifts of weapons and tools.

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@hicasamadim Lamb = 11
Cat = 20
Monkey= 15 :)

[Ananda Samudhram @SamudhramAnanda]

Meaning: Fresh streams of fake news flooding social media Example of usage: Earth's newer sewer streams are forms without substance, best ignored by alien news agencies pursuing the truth 🤔🤣

[Ananda Samudhram @SamudhramAnanda]

Alien terminology: Newer sewer... Guess the meaning...(Source: Logs retrieved from a UFO crash site), #parody, #satire, #fiction, 🤔😂

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Meaning: Fast food. Example of usage: Earth's natives prioritize haste over taste and flow in millions through fast food outlets daily 🤣

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Old Vine: His Highness has found unusual friends amongst Earthlings, who display spectacular talents.
War Witch: This is a first for Marrinat’s royals. Yet, they are young children of Earth, lacking battle experience. They must learn to use their gifts effectively, rather quickly

[Ananda Samudhram @SamudhramAnanda]

Alien terminology: Haste taste...Guess the meaning...(Source: Logs retrieved from a UFO crash site), #parody, #satire, #fiction

[Ananda Samudhram @SamudhramAnanda]

Old Vine: The prophecy doesn't specify the time. Hence, another Sageblood may arise in the future, in similar circumstances, who will fulfill this prophecy.
Fairy Queen: So, you must remain vigilant, do not take victory for granted.
War Witch: The Prince had formidable guardians

[Ananda Samudhram @SamudhramAnanda]

Meaning: Mouthpieces that run publicity stunts with little substance: Example of usage: The shout snouts of Earth garner unwarranted attention, and contribute nothing...🤔

[Ananda Samudhram @SamudhramAnanda]

Alien terminology: Shout snout...Guess the meaning...(Source: Logs retrieved from a UFO crash site), #parody, #satire, #fiction, 🤔😂