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[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

Francis Atwoli: You can’t win elections without structures and strategy. Don’t compare the US and Kenya. That is the same mistake Sifuna is making: going to the markets with buckets, taking five shillings from the old women. In Kenya, you cannot use money contributed from markets to become a president. He is trying to aim for Obama’s way of soliciting funds. That money cannot make you a president in Kenya #CitizenSundayLive

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

Francis Atwoli: If you want to advise Sifuna, tell him to go ahead. He must know how he will have to put his team together, and that team will not only be him, Orengo, and Babu. He must have a team countrywide. Kalonzo is one of the best leaders we have, but do you think he can stay until 2 am and the following day you find him in Wajir? Is he aggressive enough, like what Raila used to do? #CitizenSundayLive

[Ken Lelekoitien @Kenlelekoiten]

All tribalists are skipping this video.

[Abuga Makori EGH, MBE @abuga_makori]

A clear view of Raila Odinga International Stadium, Talanta City. How can you even hate President Ruto? Let us be serious as Kenyans. He is better than all the first four presidents.

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

Francis Atwoli: Matiang’i, you form your government, you appoint him as a tax collector; the revenue will be in your government, but not in leadership. Politics requires a lot of flexibility, listening to people, taking advice from people, and changing some of your hard stance. Can Matiang’i do that? Somebody should not be proposing him #CitizenSundayLive

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

Even Jeff wants to visit State House to experience what his cousin denied him for the ten years he was in power.

In other related news, thanks to Atwoli, we now know why they're mad at Ruto for opening up State House to everyone. That gatekeeping was legendary.

[Cornelius K. Ronoh @itskipronoh]

Mukhisa Kituyi started something he could not control. He picked a fight with Atwoli Francis, and today Papa Atwoli went to the same bench to finish him completely. Tackles from all corners.

[Dr. Miguna Miguna @MigunaMiguna]

On December 29, 2007, Richard Onyonka attended a meeting at The Pentagon in Lavington, Nairobi, where crucial strategic discussions took place as the country held its breath on Raila Odinga’s unassailable lead over Mwai Kibaki. Onyonka attended the meeting as a newly elected ODM MP.

After the meeting, Onyonka rushed out with his impressive Toyota Landcruiser.

Thirty minutes later, as some of us drove by the gates of @StateHouseKenya towards the KICC to continue pilling pressure on Samuel Kivuitu and the defunct ECK to announce the presidential results, we saw Onyonka’s Toyota Land Cruiser exiting the @StateHouseKenya. He sheepishly smiled at us, as we cursed him for such treacherous behaviour.

Nineteen years later, I do not and cannot trust Richard Onyonka. The same way I have never trusted Kivutha Kibwana.

Telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
#SocialismIsTheSolution
#RevolutionNow

[YK wyre @dfwmhuh]

Imagine she could’ve gone to jail if her niece didn’t make that video as proof 📺🍿

[HEADY👑 @its_heady_again]

she saw her husband having lunch with his side chck only for her to join them on the same table and this happened 😳🍿

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

Public Service Cabinet Secretary Geoffrey Ruku hands a symbolic axe to Mt. Kenya Region Elders as he abandons plan to split the mountain

[𝗩𝗶𝗴𝗶𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗲 𝗩𝗮𝗻𝗴𝘂𝗮𝗿𝗱 @vinguard254]

Buana, take a listen to ODM Acting Secretary-General Catherine Omanyo, who replaced Edwin Sifuna. Malala couldn’t hold it any longer. 😂😂😂

[Cornelius K. Ronoh @itskipronoh]

CAF President Patrice Motsepe: The last time I was in Kenya, the media tried so hard to discourage us. They told me that Kenya would not be able to host AFCON, and they were disappointed when I told them I have faith and trust in President Ruto.

[Hon Oscar Sudi @HonOscarSudi]

Sindoi, Homabay

[Hon Oscar Sudi @HonOscarSudi]

Homabay County

[Cornelius K. Ronoh @itskipronoh]

Kuwakumbusha tu.

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

BREAKING: The worst kept secret is finally out. Kisii Senator Riachard Onyonka confirms "that's true" that Uhuru Kenyatta is the one sponsoring the Linda Mwananchi Movement. Step aside Rigathi Gachagua, we now have our truthful man.

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

The gospel of the Lord has already been translated into Dholuo and packaged into a catchy hit song, for audiences who love Christ and cannot wait for 2027.

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

Hapo nyuma mnatuona vizuri? Sisi Ndio Homa Bay!

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

We hope everyone had a peaceful night after yesterday's grueling day. For those who saw monsters in their dreams and are being tempted to call in sick today, here's a video to soothe your pain and cheer you up. You will thank us next year.