Sam David

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I occasionally worked in the BBCs music studios. I booked a free slot to record my mate's band. They got bored and were chucking the guitarist's bag of sandwiches around. It got stuck on a light fitting. Alex's lunch was visible on TV music programmes for several years after.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I once ate 43 yams in one week after a buyer reneged on a 500+ order. It was awful, I was more yam than man.

[Sam David @SamuelJDavid]

@DJBigNickD I'm here, won't be long!

[Sam David @SamuelJDavid]

@DJBigNickD Really, this is a thing? 😂

[Sam David @SamuelJDavid]

@ladbible Putting smelly (eg. smoke/food/BBQ/bonfire) clothes on a warm radiator removes the smell, and makes them 'just washed' fresh. Who knew?

[Sam David @SamuelJDavid]

@DJBigNickD Sounds brilliant, can we make it a foursome next time?

[Sam David @SamuelJDavid]

@DJBigNickD Please don't! 😘

[Sam David @SamuelJDavid]

@DJBigNickD 🤣

[Sam David @SamuelJDavid]

@DJBigNickD Timeless.

[Sam David @SamuelJDavid]

@AccidentalP @SiStu_Wine 😂

[Hawksmoor @HawksmoorTweets]

I have to accept that it is the greatest video on the internet, despite my doubts until the last two seconds.

[Sam David @SamuelJDavid]

@DJBigNickD @Conservatives Sorry mate, just getting on a train, I'll be right back...

[Sam David @SamuelJDavid]

@SiStu_Wine @davecribb No idea but we really must find out!

[Sam David @SamuelJDavid]

@davecribb @SiStu_Wine 😂

[Sam David @SamuelJDavid]

@pizzaboylondon I left my Apple laptop with you last night. It's in a small black case with handles. Do you have it? Please contact me ASAP

[Sam David @SamuelJDavid]

@Europcar_UK @Europcar you need to follow me before I can DM you.

[Sam David @SamuelJDavid]

@Europcar_UK @Europcar here's a picture of the email I sent you, perhaps this will help you actually respond...

[Sam David @SamuelJDavid]

@Europcar_UK still nothing totally useless. Do you even have a community manager? Perhaps @Europcar can help me, although I doubt it.