Joey Gomez, Almost CPA

I’m Samuel, but everyone calls me Joey | OK State Alumni 🍊

[Joey Gomez, Almost CPA @SamuelJGomez]

I converted Zoey 101 to Celsius for any non-Americans out here

[FCF Freddy @FCF_Freddy]

Our analyst trying to figure out what’s causing EBITDA to be higher than EBIT

[Ishmael Johnson @IshmaelRJohnson]

“She wants to rest in cotton because after a life of wearing rhinestones, she wants to finally be comfortable”

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

A message from the family of Dolly Parton.

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

You guys mock these girls but who always had a pencil when you needed one growing up

[Jeff Ewing @ReelJeffEwing]

I really liked Mikey Madison in ANORA, but if her performance deserved an Oscar, Inde Navarrette absolutely and without a shadow of a doubt deserves one, or two

[panda @kxreeda]

The problem with twitter is that a lot of people here behave like her

[RickRaptor105 @RickRaptor105]

The Moby Dick fandom is dying.

Retweet if you're a true Dickhead.

[elle @itisthegirl]

me with this unreleased season of the bachelorette

[mai @cinesighs]

project hail mary was so good i have a strong will to live for the next month or two

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

And we’re supposed to just go out and do errands and head to work like any of this is fucking normal

[Netflix @netflix]

“I hope I've demonstrated that you can face anything, you can face the end of your days, you can face hell with dignity. Fight, girls, and hold your heads high. Billie and Georgia, you are my heart, you are my everything. Goodnight. I love you.

Eric Dane leaves his daughters — and the world — with one final message in Famous Last Words.

[maddie @madsssagascar]

WHAAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOINGGGGGGG RUN THE BALLLLL

[meg. @wondermeg_]

everyone keeps posting their controversial takes on movies so here’s mine: i love da movies !! 😃

[𐚁 @fejloves]

whitaker leading the med students #ThePitt

[Houston Texans @HoustonTexans]

War… war never changes.

[🪐polygon donut🪐 @pongondonute]

yes, i eat dirt. and worms and stuff. get over it.

[Peter Hague @peterrhague]

Me driving towards a typical new SUV at night:

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

When the tacos come out “caliente”

[jimmy toots @futtywap]

Makes me sick how likable Josh Allen is