What is life? Whereas this could be seen as a deeply philosophical question, the answer is that we are a large collection of skeletons living on a rock in space.
These skeletons run around doing tasks every day so they'll be given metal and paper to trade for skeleton food.
Look at what we've become as a species; I seductively whisper "Netflix" into the Sky Remote and then sit like a little piggy covered in crisps for hours
@chloejmillar Teaching assistant work from agencies is perfect if you enjoy working with children; as much or as little work as you want and can drop shifts with a days notice for auditions or anything else π
You gotta respect Facebook's arc. Started as a place to rate people's hotness, then helped the country slide into fascism in 2016, and is now a website to buy used furniture
@guyelliott_ I'm part of a touring Pantomime company that performs in schools all over the UK and thankfully many of the schools actually have their own piano!
@tashadmusouk Spend Β£80ish on wheels to strap over the gig bag and they're as obedient as a toddler throwing a tantrum
They also just come off every 10 minutes or so