thesquarerootof4761

I like to workout at the beer and drink gym.

[thesquarerootof4761 @SamuelJay4761]

@Ryan_C_Clark @maliceguardian Layers

[thesquarerootof4761 @SamuelJay4761]

Just puked again, so that makes 4

[Ryan @Rcarl85]

Setting the over/under for 4 today for how many times @SamuelJay4761 pukes today..
What’s your guys thoughts?

[thesquarerootof4761 @SamuelJay4761]

@Ryan_C_Clark @carlstrom32 We’re 1 but nobody knows

[thesquarerootof4761 @SamuelJay4761]

Any of em that involved alcohol and Amazon

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

What's the dumbest financial decision you've ever made? 💭

[thesquarerootof4761 @SamuelJay4761]

Escaped the lull, back to feeling like a monster in the gym

[thesquarerootof4761 @SamuelJay4761]

Another reason to drink? I’ll take it

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

“you only live once” as a reason to do wild shit has officially been replaced by “the earth will literally be uninhabitable in 10 years”

[thesquarerootof4761 @SamuelJay4761]

We’ve all been there

[mr clitbull @mrclitbull]

He mac’d the cheese too hard

[thesquarerootof4761 @SamuelJay4761]

This the ONLY thing that has me considering a child in the future❣️

[thesquarerootof4761 @SamuelJay4761]

@carlstrom32 Talk to me, kiddo

[thesquarerootof4761 @SamuelJay4761]

@brooklynsites @Jameca2011 Always very late and always very far

[thesquarerootof4761 @SamuelJay4761]

Turbos aren’t real, they’re dwarves with water bottles

[The Sheep Hate This Account😌 @skye_daddy]

I support everyone doing whatever they want as long as they aren’t trying to force me or others to comply.

[thesquarerootof4761 @SamuelJay4761]

@carlstrom32 @TheMatterbater

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Going to therapy
- Expensive
- Hard work
- Have to talk to a person

Saying “Okie dokie, artichokie”
- Free
- Requires zero self-reflection
- Eventually people will stop trying to talk to you entirely

[thesquarerootof4761 @SamuelJay4761]

If anyone makes their problems my problems this weekend, they’re going to have new problems. I just wanna black out and smile

[The Forbitten McRib. @GREASESTAlNS]

this that shit DNCE was talking about?

[thesquarerootof4761 @SamuelJay4761]

@Ryan_C_Clark @abby_boyden29 No

[thesquarerootof4761 @SamuelJay4761]

@abby_boyden29 is the only person allowed to ft me unannounced and have me actually answer