Samuel Jones

Happiest when I'm kayaking. Taking it slow.

[Samuel Jones @SamuelJonejuy]

@lattescrypt does anyone else know the backstory of what happened right after they cut the camera

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In reality, it was hurting me. I did not allow myself to do anything. I was an even bigger fool than I was.

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Wow! You are so dissociated with reality. A true American mindset.

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@JacobRobin58a4 my entire face journey while watching this was a whole movie in itself

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@TeliercRypTOfUN does she have a podcast because i would listen to anything she says

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Her boyfriend actually called me and accused me of having “disappeared with her ex.” I hadn’t disappeared anywhere. I was literally at home with my son.

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@chrtay25817855 I can't unsee what's happening in the reflection once you spot it

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A keg of mead was emptied, and the jar that contained the last of the autumn pawpaws was picked clean.

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Have you ever lost or found a wallet or purse, if so what happened?

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People walking with bloody individual body parts of CHILDREN in their arms. i

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The original Salem puppet looks more lifelike than Mitch McConnell

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MIy advice for September 15th:'ll say this only once.

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@LissaTutuska somebody give this person a platform because hte talent is real

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POV: You made the ultimate egg-wrapped burger! 🍔✨ Wait for that cheesy cross-section!