Sam

Hunter of Crumple-Horned Snorkacks. @Baconsale The Listener Emeritus. I don’t understand fishing metaphors.

[Sam @SamuelMaw]

Can we please make it a rule that anyone who is arrested is identified in the news by their highest scouting rank?

“Former Tenderfoot arrested for DUI.”

“Ex-Weblos sentenced to life in prison for murder.“

[KSL NewsRadio @kslnewsradio]

An ex-Eagle Scout is being accused of running an online drug empire. He allegedly became a drug kingpin from his basement. (Photo: Getty Images)

https://t.co/DvK0pw7ylC

[Sam @SamuelMaw]

@Lazy_Contrarian @itsJohnRocker (The trolls love it when you feed them, FYI)

[Sam @SamuelMaw]

@BrandonGaudin Fantastic work all season Brandon! A real highlight for me and my family was getting to meet you on July 2 before the game. You were so gracious to stop and chat with us. Thank you for the memory!

[Sam @SamuelMaw]

You hate to see it…

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

The New York Mets lost and will miss the playoffs. At one point they were 45-24. They end the season at 83-79. An all-time disintegration. From the best record in the game to out of the postseason.

[Sam @SamuelMaw]

Consolation prize for Braves fans.

[B/R Walk-Off @BRWalkoff]

The Mets have been eliminated from postseason contention

[The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints @Ch_JesusChrist]

With sorrow we announce that Russell M. Nelson, beloved President of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, has died. He was 101 — the oldest president in the history of the Church.

For more information on the life and ministry of President Russell M. Nelson, see below:

https://t.co/YXJumQouex

[Sam @SamuelMaw]

@surj03 @grantmcauley lol what’s one more hit batter for Charlie Morton anyway? Would be a perfect way for him to go out 😂

[Sam @SamuelMaw]

@LinkinLain1408 @JacksonOnRadio @KenJennings It’s on Bluesky, not Twitter.

[Sam @SamuelMaw]

CB Bucknor continues to show how terrible at his job he is 🙄

[Sam @SamuelMaw]

@ZackeryWestern @swifferbetty

[Sam @SamuelMaw]

@mattreedah I understand that Portnoy might not like it based on where he’s from or whatnot. I just think it’s funny that so many people on Twitter are bashing it too. I think it’s fantastic 🤷🏻‍♂️

The best part about pizza is that even bad pizza is still good.

[Sam @SamuelMaw]

Apparently a tv sports guy who reviews pizza places is coming to Utah this weekend and all of Utah twitter hates The Pie.

Why? I unabashedly love it. Their Buffalo ranch pizza is my favorite pizza ever.

[Sam @SamuelMaw]

@SpilFiasco @TheeBrotherBill Def still playing Snake on that thing

[Sam @SamuelMaw]

@ShaunMcKnight I’ll bet the pay is terrible 😂

[Sam @SamuelMaw]

@SpilFiasco @TheeBrotherBill I just turned it on and it sounds like the announcers are calling in from a bathroom on a Nokia cell phone.

[Sam @SamuelMaw]

@_willcompton @3YearLetterman perhaps she could be a guest instructor at your next practice

[Baseball Is Dead @baseballisdead_]

All-time matchup going on right now in Houston.

[Sam @SamuelMaw]

@UHouston This would’ve been a prime opportunity for a rickroll

[Sam @SamuelMaw]

@DyingDiavel @curiosityonx Today is not that day 😂

[Sam @SamuelMaw]

@DudespostingWs That guy went to Xavier’s School for the Gifted

[Sam @SamuelMaw]

NEED

[Scott Gustin @ScottGustin]

The 7.5 ft. animated Chewbacca at Home Depot is incredible. Disney should pick up 100 of these and scatter them around Galaxy’s Edge for Jollywood Nights.