SAMUEL MWANGI

Finance pro by day. Internet chaos curator by night, satire, memes, political noise & strange corners of the timeline.

[Contextpinit bluesky @blueskypinit]

This brought me to tears!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Robot fights are fun 😂

[HOUSE PORN @HOUSEPORN___]

every apartment building should have this 🙏

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

The state I believe is no longer just hiding its crimes; it’s framing innocent Kenyans for them.🚨

​Yesterday, NTV unmasked rogue "police" terrorizing locals in Ol Kalou.

One Prado was running plate KDW 600Q. Today, Vipingo confirmed that plate actually belongs to their Probox, not a Prado, and they’ve reported the theft.

​This is a sinister pattern. 3 weeks ago, I flagged a Subaru rolling with a Harrier’s plate based on NTSA data before we faced challenges.

In my opinion government squads/goons are systematically cloning civilian registration plates for their dark operations.

​Think about the calculated malice here.

If a state abduction or execution happens using your cloned plate, an angry mob or investigators track YOU down. What could happen to you?

The regime could actively be turning ordinary citizens into collateral damage to shield their state-sponsored thugs.

​We are dealing with a rogue state willing to gamble with your life to stay anonymous.

I thank the media for investigating . Spread this & let everyone be aware of what is happening.

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

“You fought a hard fight against a President, a Deputy President, 7 CSs, 16 PSs, 91 MPs, a train, two boats, 2000 police officers... Wewe ni mtoto wa Mungu.” Gachagua to Ol Kalou’s MP-elect Kamau

[Steve Inman @SteveInmanClips]

Thanks for sharing my work daily.

[Steve Inman @SteveInmanClips]

He's been waiting his whole life for this moment.

[ᴅᴇɴɴʏ ᴍɢ  @dennymwangi]

@methumuhia

[Sen. Methu Muhia @methumuhia]

Thank you Olkalou.

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

They thought a mattress, a gas cylinder, a packet of milk, and a last-minute transformers could buy the dignity of Ol Kalou.

Imagine spending millions on election-time handouts only to watch voters accept them... then vote against you anyway.

Turns out dignity has a higher price than patronage.

And this is how 2027 will be.

Was the ROI worth it, UDA? 📉

[The Standard Digital @StandardKenya]

Hundreds escort ballot boxes and tallied results from AC Ol Kalou Polling Station to the constituency tallying centre at Ol Kalou Senior School.

Video by Julius Chepkwony.

[Benii @Bane_Brock]

Wezi wanajua wakitaja church you lower your guard! Pia colonisers walitumia same thing!👀

[Omwamba 🇰🇪 @omwambaKE]

Kenya is the only country in the world where citizens search police officers 😂

[Mindset Shift @MindsetShift247]

These police are having a nice time

[TESLA CARS ONLY⚡️ @teslacarsonly]

A couple sleeping while Tesla drives itself on the highway.

“The future is autonomous.”

— Elon Musk

[Anatoly Prank Fan @Anatolyfans24]

😂😂💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽🤯🤯🤯🤯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

[wire Diamond @wyrefundz]

She saw the beast in him and wanted to have it 🤯

[Jack @eprrid]

What this kid did was unbelievable…😳😳

[AFRICAMUSTBEFREE!!!!!!! @engrICO2015]

Honestly some girls are very mean to a fault !

[Baba eleja🐟🐖 @Biodun_OG]

The questions he asked were rooted in softness and integrity.

Just maybe that's why she picked him.

He's so soft spoken