Old Man Sam

Fictional character.

[Old Man Sam @SamuelPedersen1]

Sure I am legally an adult, but I hope to never stop being a kid.

[Old Man Sam @SamuelPedersen1]

@Dirtsheetpod Nugget power hour has gotta be coming up soon

[dvd skrrtland @skrrtland]

what's with people that aren't from the midwest being super aggressive and confrontational. just bottle that shit up like a normal person.

[Old Man Sam @SamuelPedersen1]

@LYG_David It took me a full record, but I got there eventually.

[Old Man Sam @SamuelPedersen1]

You think I can finish all the beer in my fridge before I have to flip the record?
Learn more at 11

[Old Man Sam @SamuelPedersen1]

Sure, Hot Tub Time Machine is a pretty cool idea, but what a bout a Slip N' Slide Time Machine

[Old Man Sam @SamuelPedersen1]

I like my beer like I like my life, bitter and full of alcohol.

[Old Man Sam @SamuelPedersen1]

Million dollar idea:
Cool ranch flavored eucharists paired with alcoholic Mtn Dew

[Old Man Sam @SamuelPedersen1]

Good beer and Yoshimi battles the pink robots. Great Thursday night.

[Old Man Sam @SamuelPedersen1]

It's a beautiful time of year for heartbreak

[Old Man Sam @SamuelPedersen1]

I look like an angry fish with out my glasses.

[Old Man Sam @SamuelPedersen1]

I am so used to being tired all the time that when I get a good night's sleep, I'm off my game.

[Old Man Sam @SamuelPedersen1]

I have thought that Donald Glover and childish Gambino were 2 different people until today.

[jack @dango_jack]

Born lucky

[Old Man Sam @SamuelPedersen1]

"You're a Mean One Mr. Grinch" is the best diss track of all time.

[Old Man Sam @SamuelPedersen1]

I went to bed early hoping everything would be fine in the morning. God was I wrong. What a crappy morning.

[Old Man Sam @SamuelPedersen1]

The next meet The Fockers movie should be about Robert de Niro getting his old spy job back to take out trump

[Old Man Sam @SamuelPedersen1]

I am so glad Richard Astley went by Rick and not Dick because "Dick-rolled" just doesn't have the same connotation

[Comrade JPC @JPsoFLY]

✂️ my life into 🍕s