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I crop dust rude customers sometimes.

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@angwaddell Okay but can we include War of the Worlds as well?

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@angwaddell Stupid diaper babies

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@awgee93 The Eternals was great!

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@angwaddell I have feeling we would both laugh and then skip on down the street for some chicken pesto at Zio's.

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@angwaddell An ICON

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@angwaddell I just want you to know you're like the only reason I open this app at all.

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@angwaddell It's so ominous!

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@angwaddell See also:
Ending with an ellipse...

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@angwaddell "There will be no simping today or ever again!"
- Irving Walsh

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@angwaddell

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@angwaddell Let me feel this moment. Idk when I'm not going to be a stressed out ball of panicking garbage next. I might seem crazy but at least I've cleaned my room and scrubbed my ass.

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@angwaddell I really hated when people that knew me well would tell me I was going to crash soon. Like thanks, Debbie, I know how a fucking rollercoaster works.

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@angwaddell Queen, is it not the daily bump and grind?!

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@lainey821 Bish. @ me next time.🤣🤣

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@angwaddell You're not the cricket I fell in love with anymore.

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@angwaddell Imagine being obsessed with the warm Faygo Moon Mist you had once because someone said it looked like Mt Dew and trying to compare that same flat Faygo with a cool and crisp Dr. Pepper. Like damn, appreciate these 23 fucking flavors.

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My mom just texted me to save her fave contestant from The Voice. Happy Mother's day. #VoiceSaveJackieV

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@TheFunnyEmily What a journey!

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Is pooping easier with a Squatty Potty or does feeling like a toddler just remind us that at one point in our lives things were much simpler