Samuel L Genius (Qontavius Snickerdoodle)

mother/fucker. Definitely not that guy, nor representing that company. If you can’t see this is a parody shitposting account, I don’t know what to tell you.

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@DefiantLs Congrats on your transition, sir.

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Happy pride

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@TaraBull Please, king, do it

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Well, Katie Porker is heading to market.

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Nature is healing, however.

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It makes my heart sing seeing @Ferrari getting dragged for that monstrous piece of shit. Don’t they realize Jony was bounced because his keyboard REP nightmare cost 10 digits?

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@TheOnlyDSC caloric Americans of color should have their own airline again

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@FischerKing64

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Every day is trans day of violence.

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So this is who is running the show in Cork. Not surprised. Allah vs Izzat.

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“Changing Consumer Habits” is my favorite euphemism of the year

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@travelingflying @BasedTorba DO NOT REDEEM

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sounds like the Starbucks CEO is promoting device upgrade options at the bar with his bullshit about $9 coffee. do I get Apple Intelligence with that beverage?

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@DefiantLs All day and all night until he needs another BBQ photo shoot, since he totally knows how to make cheeseburgers amirite

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Wonder what that email chain was like in B&I, or if it was just a bunch of AI agents talking to each other.

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Nothing but H1B people scamming money and nobody doing QA with those Claude code files being released in public builds. This 100% explains software quality, and it’s as I strongly suspected.

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This aged well

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this was an interesting thought i had

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wild unsubstantiated theory:

Niger banning Americans and the Iran -> Venezuela -> Russia reflagged ship are related.

Remember from where a lot of yellowcake originates.