Samuel

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How she expects me to act when she says she’s tired and can’t continue with the relationship.

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When she finally takes your advice and calms down

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How I reply to stupid questions

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It’s 2026 i shouldn’t have to ask you this

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I’m there in seconds

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When fine shyt says something funny but I remember I need to stay locked in

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POV: after lying in an interview

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Na wetin davido stake Dey pain me 😭😭

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Deja vu

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She said her New Year resolution is to stop Netflixing
Mine is to please her during Netflix

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This is how 2026 sounds in my head every morning

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Your stubborn girl when ever she’s needs something

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To be bread winner in this country is just soo hard

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So if I sit up and e finally easy, na set-up again?
So I must dey sit up forever.
No wonder my life never soft 😭

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Already thinking about food and rest 😭

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Be careful what you sing
Na why this relationship wan end my life since

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If not for my students wey feed me today wetin I for chop
NYSC and DG wan just take my life

[Samuel @Samuelsly]

@memessiah7 Advanced sports betting 😂😂😂

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Forex traders 😂