Lucas Samuelson

[Lucas Samuelson @SamuelsonLucas]

Thanks @logic301 for spending 2,691 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Buried Alive. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/z6iNuXysXp

[Wingstop @wingstop]

fuck

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Due to inflation 420 has gone up by 69

[Lucas Samuelson @SamuelsonLucas]

#ASTROWORLDFest reminds me of Woodstock ‘99.. gotta stop overcrowding these venues. It’s guaranteed disaster

[Blaze @FaZeBlaze]

I’ll give everyone who likes this tweet $10 if the Dodgers win against the Braves

[Cordae @cordae]

As promised 🤞🏽🤞🏽”SUPER” drops 10/7 Noon EST… pre-save here https://t.co/fqveiLfKf0

[Kai Cenat @KaiCenat]

On them real COLD DAYS we use to walk backwards to school🚶🏾🏫😂😂

[Inspiration4 @inspiration4x]

The crew of #Inspiration4 had an incredible first day in space! They’ve completed more than 15 orbits around planet Earth since liftoff and made full use of the Dragon cupola.

[Lucas Samuelson @SamuelsonLucas]

Can we please get live lyrics for Spotify 😩

[🦌Ghob-swag-a🦌 @Ghobsmacka]

Thread of fucked up fast food signs it's worth it I promise

[Lucas Samuelson @SamuelsonLucas]

If I didn’t stop for the women who ran the red light I could’ve gotten a new car 😩. I want a do over

[Lucas Samuelson @SamuelsonLucas]

Is this what culinary school in 2020 looks like?

[Lucas Samuelson @SamuelsonLucas]

Jamal Murray 😳

[Lucas Samuelson @SamuelsonLucas]

Y’all every just eat a whole tray of ice cubes at 1 AM?

[Jessica Valenti @JessicaValenti]

We’re drowning in videos of police abuse: cops cars running over protestors, an officer shoving a petite woman so hard she had a seizure, cops shooting rubber bullets at reporters on live TV.

It’s clear who is escalating violence.

[Lucas Samuelson @SamuelsonLucas]

The moment when things went bad downtown tonight in Des Moines. no one was throwing anything or really screaming at the police untill the police decided to tear gas and flashbang us out of now where. I know yes the violence isn’t what we are there for but it’s isnt us who start

[Lucas Samuelson @SamuelsonLucas]

Medicom Internet is so bad I can’t even get online to pay them

[Lucas Samuelson @SamuelsonLucas]

@Guildaroy Stop subtweeting me sad boi