Sam Van Ryzin

Specialist in Old dad jokes.

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When I transition to Republican, my pronouns will be mine/mine/mine.

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@DisrespectedThe Skinheads talking about morality. So 2025

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@GuntherEagleman @RepMTG Hard to succeed as a Republican. If you do anything you are criticized, if you do nothing you are useless.

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@Postmellow1 @aintscarylarry Any powerful woman is bad, amirite?

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@freespeechrofl @shaffer_hans @aleshadalin I haven’t specified a party…

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@freespeechrofl @shaffer_hans @aleshadalin Please list your party’s accomplishments so we can guess what it is.

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@SundaeDivine Why not radioactive waste? Land mines? Let’s really pull up the welcome mat. The worse the country is, the less people want to be here, amirite?

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@NitWitCharmer @joncoopertweets It’s like getting a President from Wish.

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@RonFilipkowski Mounted a quick defense.

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@davidlewispac @NewTruthers @wtfumfinggop @guelphgirlchris Interesting that you believe that over something you can see with your own eyes. Definition of delusional.

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@RonFilipkowski Better picture of them…🙃

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@Papacy1988 @RonFilipkowski What’s the difference?

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@RickRdne44 @JohnetteNichole @RobVolatile @WeHearPodcast @cherylpargold Conditioned response to seeing the word democracy… the only problem with democracy is that the ignorant and easily influenced also have a say.

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@karenseidel @JohnetteNichole @RobVolatile @WeHearPodcast @cherylpargold Being a criminal gets you arrested.

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@McmurrayBrad @LangmanVince @jimmykimmel Cool. You were a cop that makes accusations based on how people look.

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@LangmanVince @jimmykimmel You no thinks.

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@Leslieoo7 @RonFilipkowski Vanilla Ice seems to have done pretty well with what he was given.. I wouldn’t consider him a loser by any stretch.

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@nupoint21 @kafransr @gunsnrosesgirl3 I was talking about how US railroads were built originally.